Tasteful (referring to the white one, obviously the green one isn't)????? It's so ricey you could put it near a naan and call it a curry.
Just look at it - the silly wheels, the silly bumpers, the stupid ride height. The only thing it's missing is to be de-locked and it'd win ricing prizes (which are not a good thing). And to cap it off, it's probably powered by a 1.2 litre with hole drilled in the airbox, 5" piping in the exhaust, and vernier cam pulleys set to a figure that ensures it makes 115dB(A) but only 3.2hp.