In my defence, I was only offering help and not attempting to drag the thread down.

Having said that, in what might be a risky move by myself, I will now post a link that may get this thread locked, and my posting rights removed.

*Click Here*

WARNING! There may be some content that you may feel slightly uneasy reading, there may also be language used that is more blue than a Rangers home shirt. Reading this thread at work may result in an outburst of laughter which has all co-workers convinced you are crazy.........at least that's what happened to me. I'm not responsible for the views of others, clicking on the link means that you have read and fully understood the disclaimer and that you, and only you are to blame if you become offended, and also that you are a big girls blouse if you complain.




enjoy

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

In my defence, I was only offering help and not attempting to drag the thread down.

Having said that, in what might be a risky move by myself, I will now post a link that may get this thread locked, and my posting rights removed.

*Click Here*

WARNING! There may be some content that you may feel slightly uneasy reading, there may also be language used that is more blue than a Rangers home shirt. Reading this thread at work may result in an outburst of laughter which has all co-workers convinced you are crazy.........at least that's what happened to me. I'm not responsible for the views of others, clicking on the link means that you have read and fully understood the disclaimer and that you, and only you are to blame if you become offended, and also that you are a big girls blouse if you complain.




enjoy

dude....... thats just....... disturbing

I closed it just as I saw the name of the page. Thankfully, it didn't have time to load. I shall not be disturbed!

Quote from boosterfire :

I closed it just as I saw the name of the page. Thankfully, it didn't have time to load. I shall not be disturbed!

What so bad about "Pie and Bovril"

Read on to some of the stories, trust me there are more funny that disturbing

Best off-topic thread EVER.
Also wins the secondary award of most sickening ever, but that's under debate.

Quote from Mp3 Astra :

Best off-topic thread EVER.
Also wins the secondary award of most sickening ever, but that's under debate.

hahahahaha! that's funny! this is like a off topic thread in a off topic place in the forum. GENIUS!

Quote from ColeusRattus :

Only if your shite is soft and sloppy.
I once had this massive sit-in after I had to hold it in for half a day, and it was hard as a rock. I was literally shitting bricks, and I tell you that it was a very painfull experience which in the aftermath required very gentle wiping with soft, 4-layer TP not to upset my bum more. Thankfully, concrete shit does not really leave any traces behind.
The sensation of relief did not set in until going for twosies didn't hurt anymore... about 3 days later

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

aah yes, many a time I have been in the same situation at work.

First of all, under no circumstances should you attempt to fart, doing so could not only result in a nasty follow through but also a brown liquid trickling down the inside of your leg.

Secondly running is a bad idea. Plan your route home with minimal distance covered, the last thing you want is being caught short 15 yards from home, then having to leg it…….you will always come up short in these scenario’s.

Thirdly if the worst comes to the worst, and you need to unload a bomb, then homework is a great replacement for toilet paper, just think of a decent excuse why you haven’t handed it in.

Finally, the last thing you want to think about is the pleasure that no word can describe of finally sitting on the pan, and letting the bomb bay doors open. The sense of all the pressure finally releasing, what can only be described as a torrent of sludge and slim, is one of the greater feeling in life, especially after a curry.

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I'm in school right now and I kind of need a poop but I hate the school toilets and they have no toilet paper so at the moment I am kind of being raped by my own shiz. Toilet at home is blocked at the moment aswell. Whatever should I do ?

Why is this thread so shitty?

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Why is this thread so shitty?

who knows man! who cares! just laugh along and join up

Quote from Gills4life :

I'm in school right now and I kind of need a poop but I hate the school toilets and they have no toilet paper so at the moment I am kind of being raped by my own shiz. Toilet at home is blocked at the moment aswell. Whatever should I do ?

2 words, bush, leaf.

this is random (but hey, where is this topic going?), but did you know Nitrocide is real? It is right here--------> http://www.racerplanet.com/forum/index.php. I never knew that, but some people here may have. Isn't that weird that they were on Pro Street?

Quote from mutt107 :

2 words, bush, leaf.

I should fertilise my front garden. :duck: