I have a proposition to make...
How about we ALL start F5ing the page, AND start our webmonitors to monitor it each second at 13:59 GMT (which is 14:59 BST, and 15:59 CET)?
That way, most likely the LFS page will be down for a DOS attack, Scavier won't be able to upload the patch, and we won't get it till tomorrow.
Deal?