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#76 - 5haz
Christ! I have a flaming piece of MDF on the windscreen, what isn't helping is that I'm also being rammed off the road!

And drat dodgy Rover electrics! My battery is draining for no aparrent reason! Luckily my Industrial grade alternator is just about keeping things going, hazard indicator light on the dash is also flashing for some reason despite the hazard light button not being pressed.

Oh no! The MDF finally falls off the windscreen, but only because I've hit a Red and White Barrier! At least AIRIO gives me 15 stunt points for my trouble.

I sneakily Shift+p and rejoin, oh drat, the race is full! luckily AIRIO allows one extra person to join at certain times, and so I am back in the race, rejoining at some speed not far beind Fang.
I hack into the alternator and zap it with an EMP blast

Ten minutes later:
I stop at a McDonalds and buy a load of burgers, fries, drinks, icecreams, muffins, etc, and then leave them over the road, along with the paper wrappers and cash
we pass the food, laughing at your silly use of bait - why stop at McD's when you can cook your own burgers on board?

By now we have passed the stricken Rover, and are catching up to Sam and co at the front of the pack
Haruna's "hallucinations" seem to only get worse as the race goes on. A group of cute Japanese school girls in their uniforms speeds right past him to his left. while magical blasts fly across the sky and the traffic cars seem to have been replaced by unicorns.
me and Zapp pull over into a layby to catch us 40 winks

see ya later
I pull into the layby too...

I sneak up to the RV and attach a C4 charge to it, and rig it to blow when the vehicle moves.

Job done, I take off at hgh speed
As I watch the RV fall to pieces on the rear view monitor I decide to stop at Ichiraku Ramen and get some food.
#83 - 5haz
Alas! alas, my battery has died, I suspect something fishy, luckily Halfords do a handy mains battery charger for £25.99 and after asking a friendly local If i could plug it into their mains, I am back underway and catching Line R32, KITT and Fang. I pass Zapp and co in a layby, they appear to be having a nap, I give the Winnebago a quick blast of the 303s as I pass, wait a second, he appears to be on the move again now, BANG! Jesus christ what was that!

Unfortunately when the battery ran down the PC in the passenger footwell crashed, and so all my AIRIO points stats have been lost!

A short while later I pass LineR32 who has pulled over, which brings me up to 3rd behind KITT and Team Fang.
I remotely detonate the C4 and blow up the RV, and catch up to the pack, EMPing them all as I drive up to them, I turn, and give the SD1 a burst of flame, then ram directly into KITT
The bike, which was turned off as Haruna was falling asleep, wasn't effected by the EMP blast. The group of schoolgirls run after Die's car in some kind of rampage of sorts. Haruna then starts the bike up again only to realise he's in 5th and some 40 km behind.
#86 - 5haz
Team Fang attempts to roast me, I decide enough is enough and pull ahead of them, cut in and light the flamethrower, it works for a few seconds and then gets blown out by the wind, but fear not for this results in an oil slick for those behind me.
I spin on the oil slick and slam into the Rover again, hard enough to send both of us off the road

I throw girly magazines out the window and laugh as the other drivers seem out of their depth

I notice my car's got warmer, I simply activate the cooling system and fire a high-explosive round from the M82A1 into the flamethrower's fuel tank
#88 - 5haz
My flamethrower was blown out, but Team Fang's shot re lit it for me, thanks!

Only trouble being the entire back of the car is also on fire, I put my foot down to drive faster in an attemp to blow the fire out and keep it from fuel tank.
The schoolgirls, blindly following Die's car, trip and fall, resulting in all but one of them getting run over by the other competitors. Haruna manages to see this and nearly feints. The same girl with that winged backpack and a bomb dropped the bomb, clearing the oil slick but then turning the tarmac into dirt!
I curse and then start riddlling the back of the Rover with minigun rounds, I hack into the car and cut the battery again in revenge, all the while dropping oil slicks and firing my rear mounted weapons behind me at anyone trying to pass
Haruna manages to find out through GPS that there is a one-way bridge which has enough room for only one car. He tries to find another way, but the only other way is a difficult (for a bike) mountain pass that will take much longer even without the traffic...
I shoot out the bridge supports once over and laugh evilly, then stop at another pub for food
#93 - 5haz
Drat! My paintwork has been ruined by bullets, and my electrics have cut yet again, I climb out through the side window and open the bonnet, hooking the alternator directky up to the magneto and by-passing the battery, all while the car is moving, by the time I climb back behind the wheel my car has slowed to a crawl at 210mph, but I'm back on the power and closing on team Fang's car.

I activate the floodlights again, but now I am running them straight off the alternator which means the faster I drive, the brighter they get, I also took the chance to blow out the fire on the back of my car while I was fixing the electrics.

I avoid the bridge by taking the M6 Toll road, I fling the money at the operator as I pass, the barrier luckily only causing a slight chip on the windscreen as I shear it off.

Mwhaha, Die has stopped at another pub, time to start catching KITT for the lead it seems.
After getting back on the road and passing the girly mags strewn across the road, I suddenly realize that I shouldn't of put the whole bottle of hot sauce on my ramen. I switch to Aero mode and turn on the boosters to get to the nearest gas station, as I do this I drive through a group of school girls.
#95 - Migz
Havent read all the rest of the posts so sorry if i start off a bit smeh as i dont know where you all are...

Suddenly a Delorean randomly jumps out of nowhere, leaving flaming skidmarks on the ground where it seemed to have appeared from. I start skiding all over the place as i havent set up my controls right yet.

But due to all my sliding i accidentily slam into the side of DK.
Whoops :|
Haruna stops nearby the pub to enjoy some of the fried rice left in the storage compartment. He enjoys it, but it seems his joy might be cut short...
I come out of the pub and put a C4 charge under the bike, and pocket a detonator...

Then once up to speed and the DeLorean hits me, I slam on the brakes, lettng the DeLorean slide past me, after flipping the bird, I then riddle the DeLorean wth gunfire, and do a burnout to confuse everyone, I then hack into the Rover for the nth time and EMP all electrcal systems.
#98 - Migz
Luckily due to the fact i have just time jumped the flux capacitator has some spare energy, which automatically used itself to deflect the bullets.
I lie upside down and shout at my co driver Chuck Norris to get out and do something, he slaps me. And then gets out and proceeds to start rolling the DeLorean back onto its wheels.
After cleaning the blood and guts off of the car I come to the bridge which has been blown up and decide to jump it Smokey and Bandit style, half way across the nose dips and I end up in a river.
Haruna calls up GRLTD support to defuse the C4 and detonator, and it works. Die's EMP fails to work on Haruna's bike as he is too far away for it to work.

Meanwhile, somewhere where mookie427's RV once stood, an Aston Martin DBR9 suddenly appears in it's place... something looks fishy about it though...

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