Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday

i didn't get it :weeping:

There was a rain in England today

Quote from aroX123 :

i didn't get it :weeping:

http://www.scales-4-less.com/acatalog/142KL.jpg

lol, i do get the Joke
haha

Haha, i gets joke i gets joke.
I shall remember this and do it in the future

muahaha Thats awesome

Quote from pasibrzuch :

There was a rain in England today

if thats what i think it is then thats the best joke ever

lol nice one but you shouldnt tell this joke to your wife she might get it wrong

if youd remove the mph in the thread title itd be more logical and easier to get
btw: rofl

Fixed the thread title

Quote from SamH :

Fixed the thread title

lmao good one :P

It's funny

Bad jokes thread is thataway

Quote from dougie-lampkin :

Bad jokes thread is thataway

I'm actually amazed how long it took someone to post that!

Someone posted this in the jokes thread i think.

Quote from aroX123 :

i didn't get it :weeping:

That's funnier than the joke itself.

Quote from SamH :

Fixed the thread title

Thanks...sure helpy many people