Ok, here's mine.

LOL Make the sexi time!

Umm,nobody tried this.

I don't see how holding on to a larger letter J, which is wearing a funny hat, will transport the figure safely across the chasm.

It's Mary Poppins, thats why.

Mary Poppins was twice as fat.

The thing is, though, you'd need a gust of wind to take you to the other side, and you'd need some wind to lift you up. If you just jump into the chasm with that umbrella, you'll just fall into it slower

Quote from boosterfire :

The thing is, though, you'd need a gust of wind to take you to the other side, and you'd need some wind to lift you up. If you just jump into the chasm with that umbrella, you'll just fall into it slower

not if there came a wind from the hole

tealeaf'd but meh.

Quote from xaotik :

Well spotted.
Time to switch perspective and stay focused this time.

Nicely done