This is ****ing pointless!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I re-formatted, then installed malwarebytes anti-malware program and spybot which i had previously kept the installers of on my memory card.
I did this before connecting to the internet.
i then hit the connect button on my freshly made connection, and the second it came up connected, i clicked on windows update.
Within 3 minutes and 36 seconds the lsass process killed itself and gave me 1 minute until system shutdown.
Once it restarted i ran the malwarebytes scan and found 16 infections already, after 3 odd minutes.
Now i have some exe file that keeps appearing on my c: drive called k8m1l3e9f4n7.exe which comes back every time i try and delete it, a service called Delsrv.exe that restarts as soon as i end it, all microsoft sites are blocked again, my HOSTS file is ****ed, windows firewall keeps turning itself off, and something called z-connect keeps making its own web connection and adding itself to my connections list, which disconnects my 3g connection. I have had to delete z connect, switch my firewall back on and reconnect my connection 11 times since i started writing this.
If it wasnt so late at night i swear to god that i would throw this ****ing pc out of this 3 storey window, i kid you not.
I dont think i have ever been as pissed off in my whole entire life as i am now.