If i were in that situation, i would personally over the moon my missus told me that she was to have a baby! It could just be that im getting old tho (25 btw)

Quote from danthebangerboy :

If i were in that situation, i would personally over the moon my missus told me that she was to have a baby! It could just be that im getting old tho (25 btw)

Would be a good way to guilt trip them though, they'll never try to mind**** you again MWUAHAHHAHA

Just reply by saying you're sterile and you're leaving them.

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

Just reply by saying you're sterile and you're leaving them.

You've seen that German lawsuit about that man employing his neighbour as a donor haven't you? :P

Quote from Wilko868 :

Put cling film over the staff toilet at school

Worked a treat

done that myself, my hung over father didnt notice...


swapped the sugar with the salt before also...

Quote from theirishnoob :

done that myself, my hung over father didnt notice...

Explains everything..

I convinced the world that I didn't exist

I put one of those fake halloween "ripped off" hands in the trunk, hanging out, and was pulled over 2 times.

http://www.xfire.com/
They've still got the Hoff all over their site :|
It'll probably change back about 12 am gmt -6, so get your looks in lol

Quote from imthebestracerthereis :

I put one of those fake halloween "ripped off" hands in the trunk, hanging out, and was pulled over 2 times.

Haha, that's the best one in this thread.

lol it totally got hella people too, they click & click & click, wondering why it doesn't work... lmfao!!! Just send it in a message with title as:

"Request to Approve Comment"

I don't get it. Am I missing something? That's just spam commenting, like everyone on MySpace does. The only difference is yours has no link to your profile (as far as I know).

And it's June.

Quote from The Very End :

This is well what I got, not what I done but either way.
Gf said she was pregnant, was about running to the kitchen to stab myself before she reminded me of what day it was.

GF failed at that one as she told me that she was gonna do that prank (in her mental absense) that morning, then tried to do it a half-hour later.

Quote from Dajmin :

I don't get it. Am I missing something? That's just spam commenting, like everyone on MySpace does. The only difference is yours has no link to your profile (as far as I know).

And it's June.

lolllzzz!! seeeeee that is the point... nobody gets it, they wonder why it doesn't do anything... some people would try to click many times not knowing its not real.

Maybe if you're a silly little Myspace bimbo. Congratulations for bumping this thread with your highly informative and very well written post.