This 8-ball doesn't know anything...
"Is scirocco going to be released?"
"Definitely!"
"Is scirocco going to be released tomorrow?"
"Definitely!"
"Is scirocco a car?"
"No way!"
"Is scirocco an airplane?"
"My sources say no"
"Is scirocco a boat?"
"No way!"
"Is scirocco a submarine?"
"Yes"
"Are you kidding me?"