Well, here's something:

http://www.somalicruises.com/

Quote :

It's like a safari, only better

"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.

Is this serious?

"Most cruises offer a mini-bar
We offer a mounted Mini-Gun"

What do you think mate?
It is a joke of course, but a nicely done one. Finally someone who used some time on their jokes, rather than just uploading pictures with text on.

You make my Day!!

how much ? id like to go

Quote from jwardy :

how much ? id like to go

http://www.somalicruises.com/rates.php

is this for real? I WOULD DO IT

The first advertisement on the left is disturbing.

""I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany"

:chairfall

lol that got me laughing big time

I wish that was real. I would go. We could get explosive shells in the mini guns and sink the pirate ship

Quote from Luke.S :

I wish that was real. I would go. We could get explosive shells in the mini guns and sink the pirate ship

Don't lie, you'd shit bricks when you'd see some black pirates in their rubber boats.

Quote from Bose321 :

Don't lie, you'd shit bricks when you'd see some black pirates in their rubber boats.

nah but you would