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Dear Mr. Darling,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will be squandered on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :-
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings .........................Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British car .............................................Twent y million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage ............Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school / college /university ..........Crime rate fixed
5) They MUSt buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week ........................there's your money back in duty / tax etc!!!!

It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

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5) They MUSt buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week ........................there's your money back in duty / tax etc!!!!

That could also bring the population down, solving the overcrowding problem! Or a somewhat less damaging solution would be to replace alcohol/tobacco with pot

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Wife sent me this today



Dear Mr. Darling,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will be squandered on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :-
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings .........................Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British car .............................................Twent y million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage ............Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school / college /university ..........Crime rate fixed
5) They MUSt buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week ........................there's your money back in duty / tax etc!!!!

It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

Dear mr S14


we are in government for the chicks.... and the cash, you pay us cause we are professional Strokers... not cause you have a choice.


Yours... yada yada yada...


the government.

Being in the Over-50 bracket, I think that is an excellent suggestion...please send me my million quid NOW...I will buy a cheap (new) car, and a small bedsit, then invest the rest and live happily ever after (Plans for Emmy + Uni already in place kthxbai!)

Another message to Mr Darling from me personally...please move out of No 11 and resign immediately, and take that fat useless Scottish twat that lives next door with you!!

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C&P'd from SV650 owners forum :

Wife sent me this today



Dear Mr. Darling,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will be squandered on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :-
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings .........................Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British car .............................................Twent y million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage ............Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school / college /university ..........Crime rate fixed
5) They MUSt buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week ........................there's your money back in duty / tax etc!!!!

It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

Give £1m to 20 million people and a can of coke will cost you £100

I saw the US equivalent of this, which sounded great until somebody pointed out that £1m multiplied by 20m is £20trillion.