I am actually crying from laughter :ices_rofl

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shut up mookie427.
u r worst thatn the rest of them. i am the king of africa. dnt mess with me i can go on and on. show respect. u gormless little wankstain. u ejaculation of barbara reynolds. u dr noori poo mark. u mr tong hankerchief. i will insert yself in your boundaries. u gormless ****. ill rip ur anus up with my gigantic black cock. ur anus will be no longer...

ahahahahahaahahaahahaahahaahah

if I could see through my tears of laughter I'd take pity on you

oi Jakg,
ur a raw scrape. tellin me what i do in biology. i bang out biology. and u r just a hideous ****. i dnt even need to see u to know that ur genitalia is miniature and that u r hated by ur whole family for being fat and slow and stupid. u girthless little gimp. u cling on to pubic hair for dear life. u dirty little inseminated male. dont mess with zalp a.k.a okonkwo. u lack genital organs and ur testes are actually the size of small mosquito bites ok. so shut your mouth and get a life. u sad dr reynolds. effeminate man clucking like an old hen

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i bang out biology

So you know where the Sphincter and Urethra are on a human male? If so you'd know it's pretty hard (read - impossible) to break one by raping the other one and vice versa.

PS - I'll give you a hint - the first two words of my school nickname is "Captain Donkey". Make of that what you will...

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oi Jakg,
ur a raw scrape. tellin me what i do in biology. i bang out biology. and u r just a hideous ****. i dnt even need to see u to know that ur genitalia is miniature and that u r hated by ur whole family for being fat and slow and stupid. u girthless little gimp. u cling on to pubic hair for dear life. u dirty little inseminated male. dont mess with zalp a.k.a okonkwo. u lack genital organs and ur testes are actually the size of small mosquito bites ok. so shut your mouth and get a life. u sad dr reynolds. effeminate man clucking like an old hen

oh man I'm in tears

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earmelon has not made any friends yet

One word - LOL.

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oi jakg,
ur a raw scrape. Tellin me what i do in biology. I bang out biology. And u r just a hideous ****. I dnt even need to see u to know that ur genitalia is miniature and that u r hated by ur whole family for being fat and slow and stupid. U girthless little gimp. U cling on to pubic hair for dear life. U dirty little inseminated male. Dont mess with zalp a.k.a okonkwo. U lack genital organs and ur testes are actually the size of small mosquito bites ok. So shut your mouth and get a life. U sad dr reynolds. Effeminate man clucking like an old hen

Lol!

m8,
firstly the sphincter is th muscle that contracts so u dont shit urself. u clearly have no such muscle in your body.
secondly the urethra is up the penis hole.
therefore u r ignorant. fib off. u know nothing captain donkey. y the **** r u proud u stupid bruised testicle. you lack girth and guile and any kind of class. u r a silly little man whom no one really gives a flying **** about who thinks he is sexually arousing to everyone on the surface of the earth. m8, ur arousing to ****ing cats. not to humans. sorry for u being such a defocation upon this earth
tart

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m8,
firstly the sphincter is th muscle that contracts so u dont shit urself. u clearly have no such muscle in your body.
secondly the urethra is up the penis hole.
therefore u r ignorant. fib off. u know nothing captain donkey. y the **** r u proud u stupid bruised testicle. you lack girth and guile and any kind of class. u r a silly little man whom no one really gives a flying **** about who thinks he is sexually arousing to everyone on the surface of the earth. m8, ur arousing to ****ing cats. not to humans. sorry for u being such a defocation upon this earth
tart

Jakg, if you don't sigquote that, I will...we need some sort of memorial to this guy's epicness after he gets banned

Sorry, I don't put inane drivel in my signature.

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Sorry, I don't put inane drivel in my signature.

suit yourself then

Couldnt resist making one

Thread of the year.

devildare u r such a wank
just shut up. u r funny nay. u lack genitalia and u r a stupid little woman laughing in the background. what the gimp is the point in u making such things. ur anus is sweaty. it is a burst water mains. ur genitals r in dire need of cleansing seen as u live in a ****ing shanty town. get a life u gimp particle. u stupid little fart. u deserve to be shot and raped by osama bin laden. so actually u r mr tong's leaky anus
nuff sed

Oh noes, it's Team Goatse back again

Its abit obvious who earmelon is dont you think guys.

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devildare u r such a wank
just shut up. u r funny nay. u lack genitalia and u r a stupid little woman laughing in the background. what the gimp is the point in u making such things. ur anus is sweaty. it is a burst water mains. ur genitals r in dire need of cleansing seen as u live in a ****ing shanty town. get a life u gimp particle. u stupid little fart. u deserve to be shot and raped by osama bin laden. so actually u r mr tong's leaky anus
nuff sed

Lol! This thread is such a winner

Nathan - Yah, but its still funny

team goatse. m8 u shud go get head from a goat cos its the only living creature that wud to u. nuff sed once more. u have a baton stuck up ur anus and thats y ur so ****ing stuck up in ur own stupid simple-minded ways.
please **** off and stop being sarcastic or ill bang u in the face

u guys think its me don't you. trust me, its not

who does nathan french think i am?
devildare????????
**** u **** i am 100 percent earmelon so **** u

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please **** off and stop being sarcastic or ill bang u in the face

is anyone willing to make love to a guiley young male such as myself. my genital is big and i make love with exquisite techniwue. i also love large succulent breasts bouncing around for they are arousing. they make my willy stand on end and never go back down. if u r willing to make love make yourself known to me.

lack of brain cells. Just to let you know that you arent really funny at all. Probably stuck in the toilet with a laptop, he likes to experimentate with his self.

i believe the correct thing to call u is "scrape to the thread". was i talking to u?. NO. no one wants to talk to u u r just scraping and that is NOT funny. so i please nay comment on what i say. i have freedom of speech and u r nay one to talk for u r gormless, idiotic and exageratedly effeminate. u r the man with a woman's picture. u show exageratedly effeminate behaviour which is commonly refered to as "camp"
nuff sed

We will *mabye* listen to you if you learn correct spelling and grammer.

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