Mmmm.... I love faggots, they're really nice. For the uninitiated, they're basically *massive* pork meatballs, served in gravy.
I think the name comes from the old word meaning 'glowing lump of coal' (which they vaguely resemble if you use a lot of imagination), which is also where the word 'fag' meaning 'cigarette' comes from.
I have been safely informed that they are real, as a guy who i know from another forum knows her from when they went the same college a couple of years ago.
I have seen a few photos of my mate and her together in the past, so i know he isnt just saying it.