So why assume that no one else can get a girlfriend, or attract more than 3 girls in their life time? If you can get a GF then I am sure that anyone else can.
Watch out the E-Penis most knock you out on a regular basis, right!
But seriously, I know you MIGHT be a fawking bad ass. But next time you feel like talking about it. DONT, because people might see you as a giant self loving ass. Including myself, you tend to stand out as a real jerk off.