i'm sorry, lets think for a moment, forgetting everything about who u are your background etc. etc.
You go to an awards ceremony (MTV?) and are having a nice time when all of a sudden, a gay dude with wings falls head first onto your lap, and for about a minute u have has arse and balls in your face against your will. I would've walked out, and probably hit him. it's funny to watch, but i would be might pissed if it were me.