just let vinny continue pretending being the chicks terminator number one compared to the geeky rest of the forum. as his glasses and outfit are just SO peachy he is not part of the social dregs like every one of us.
thus, being the only specimen possessing the ability of interpersonal relationships, vinny has the duty to inform us about our inferiority.
whilst he just has to point his finger at the female of his choice to receive sexual favors none of us will ever get over the state of callus from self-relieving one-hand-action.
therefore we have to suffer whilst vinny desperately makes us believe he HAD several girlfriends before the one he HAS now. i guess i speak for the vast majority if i say "thank you for demonstrating what life REALLY is". we are unable to hold a candle to you, cristiano ronaldo of the streets.
apart from that, gills is just damn right. if you can get a girlfriend, everybody else can. get your head out of where-the-sun-does-not-shine - the amount of shit could ruin your hairstyle.
edit: and so is kasper.
Oh and Vinny, you are so legendary, that we discuss your superiority every day on IRC - read my sig for an example, that's only one of thousands quotes.
Not much competition for you though is there? Its like a semi-pro football team, playing a pub team. I must admit, i do hope someone turns up and beats your ass, maybe we should all donate to get rudy there
What the f*ck do you know about my biceps? Can't be as big as Ray's anyway!
Anyway, I think I just fell in love with Sebastian. Epic post there, the Cristiano Ronaldo comment being the icing on the cake! Give it a thought, Vinny-almighty..