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Why airplanes are better than women.
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Why airplanes are better than women.
Some reasons why Airplanes are better than Women:

Aircraft allow you to give a thorough "pre-flight inspection" before riding, which includes looking at, moving, and sometimes kicking key parts.

Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you've been in before.

Airplanes don't care if you look at other airplanes or at airplane magazines.

Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.

Airplanes have warning lights to tell you what's wrong.

When they do break, they have checklists that tell you how to fix the problem.

Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "Touch n' Go".

An airplane won't get mad if you ride in someone else's airplane.

Airplanes stop whining when the flight is over.

The whine coming from an airplane is a good thing. The whine coming from a woman is not.

You can still ride a 50 year old airplane.

Mechanics can fix a broken airplane.

Airplanes have strict weight-and-balance limits.

Widebody airplanes are more attractive, and your friends won't make fun of you for riding in one.

Airplanes don't care if you pull out early, on-time, or late.

You can fly in an airplane anytime of month.
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I don't intend to discriminate women in this thread (because I also like looking at women as I like looking at airplanes), I just got this from a place and thought it was worth a laugh (specially for those who have broken up with their gf's).
Give your opinions and please don't spam the thread.
#2 - 5haz
Women don't sometimes kill over 200 people at once though.

Sorry
Quote from 5haz :Women don't tend to kill over 200 people at once though.

Sorry

niether do planes, its just one offs (like female serial killers)
Quote from 5haz :Women don't tend to kill over 200 people at once though.

Sorry

never say never;P
you've more chance of going down on a plane...
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lol this thread reminded me of this old joke:

Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Motorcycles' curves never sag.
You can ride a motorcycle at any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If you motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you've ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You parents don't remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
It's always okay to use tie-downs on your motorcycle.
You can't get diseases from a motorcycle that you don't know very well.
You don't have to take your motorcycle out to dinner to get a ride on it.
You can leave your motorcycle out in the garage and it won't complain about the cold.
You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.
Your motorcycle won't look at the grease on your collar and ask where you got it from.
You can ride your motorcycle in public.
You can flirt with girls when you're with your motorcycle.
If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your friend's.
If you see a girl riding a motorcycle, you don't have to worry.
You can choke your motorcycle.
Motorcycles won't leave you for another rider.
Motorcycles don't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love them.
You don't get into trouble with the law for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement.
Quote from 5haz :Women don't sometimes kill over 200 people at once though.

Sorry

Do believe you're more likely to be a victim to domestic abuse (this includes being killed) than you are likely of dying in a plane crash. Infact statistically flying is one of the most safe things you can do!

Airplanes don't leave you for hours on end either.

The bike one was pretty good
Planes dont care about current affairs there always ready to go
Quote from S14 DRIFT :Do believe you're more likely to be a victim to domestic abuse (this includes being killed) than you are likely of dying in a plane crash. Infact statistically flying is one of the most safe things you can do!

Depending on the statistics.

If you go by deaths per travelled kilometer, it's quite safe. If you go by deaths per flight, it's actually quite more dangerous than driving for example.
#11 - Jakg
Quote from 5haz :Women don't sometimes kill over 200 people at once though.

You've obviously never met my girlfriend...!





It's standard practice to operate a plane with a friend - and you get in flight refreshments...
Airplanes are comparitively low maintenance....
Airplanes only require maintenance every few hours.
Quote from JasonJ :Airplanes are comparitively low maintenance....
Airplanes only require maintenance every few hours.

depends on the women you have.


Planes also age quite well ( looks wise, generally the older... the cooler )

wish women did... after 40 their useless.
Quote from shiny_red_cobra :lol this thread reminded me of this old joke:

Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Motorcycles' curves never sag.
You can ride a motorcycle at any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If you motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you've ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You parents don't remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
It's always okay to use tie-downs on your motorcycle.
You can't get diseases from a motorcycle that you don't know very well.
You don't have to take your motorcycle out to dinner to get a ride on it.
You can leave your motorcycle out in the garage and it won't complain about the cold.
You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.
Your motorcycle won't look at the grease on your collar and ask where you got it from.
You can ride your motorcycle in public.
You can flirt with girls when you're with your motorcycle.
If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your friend's.
If you see a girl riding a motorcycle, you don't have to worry.
You can choke your motorcycle.
Motorcycles won't leave you for another rider.
Motorcycles don't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love them.
You don't get into trouble with the law for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement.

i find this one better than the plane
an airplane wont slap you if you touch it in special places
#16 - Migz
An Airplane lets you you go in the back or the front without arguing.
you can fit 100s of people in an airplane at once and they still enjoy the ride
the plane doesnt get offended if you sick inside it
it doesnt care if you fart during the ride
i never knew motorcycles were so killing. altrought most of those are happent by bad drivers, not natrual reasons
Quote from batteryy :i never knew motorcycles were so killing. altrought most of those are happent by bad drivers, not natrual reasons

bikes are the most dangerous of all vehicles you crash at 20/30 mph in a car grand... on a bike... without leathers... you Can ( like a neighbour ) be in a wheelchair... Perm...

he had a helmet on with just jeans and a leather jacket... bounced his head of a taxi.
If i remember correctly, about 70% of the accidents with motorcycles involved, are not the bikers fault. So you can't really say all those accidents come down to bad motorcycle riders.

To ride a motorcycle is simply about the most dangerous way of getting from A to B. I stopped exactly because of that, not because i ever had a bad accident... i just thought i'd stop while i still can walk.
Quote from ColeusRattus :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviation_safety#cite_note-22, scroll down to "accidents and incidents".

It says that while in 1 billion journies, 40 motorists die, there 117 air plane passengers killed within the same number of journies.
Thus, a journey in a car is statistically safer than a flight. I love statistics.

Statistics are confusing because it seems every time you look they change!

Depends what set of statistics you're looking at


Quote from jibber :If i remember correctly, about 70% of the accidents with motorcycles involved, are not the bikers fault. So you can't really say all those accidents come down to bad motorcycle riders.

To ride a motorcycle is simply about the most dangerous way of getting from A to B. I stopped exactly because of that, not because i ever had a bad accident... i just thought i'd stop while i still can walk.

What's life without a few risks? Besides if someone makes you disabled it's time for a no win, no fee assessment of your claim. Call Injury Lawyers 4 U now on 0-800 *drowned out by sound of gunshots*
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