Some reasons why Airplanes are better than Women:
Aircraft allow you to give a thorough "pre-flight inspection" before riding, which includes looking at, moving, and sometimes kicking key parts.
Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you've been in before.
Airplanes don't care if you look at other airplanes or at airplane magazines.
Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
Airplanes have warning lights to tell you what's wrong.
When they do break, they have checklists that tell you how to fix the problem.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "Touch n' Go".
An airplane won't get mad if you ride in someone else's airplane.
Airplanes stop whining when the flight is over.
The whine coming from an airplane is a good thing. The whine coming from a woman is not.
You can still ride a 50 year old airplane.
Mechanics can fix a broken airplane.
Airplanes have strict weight-and-balance limits.
Widebody airplanes are more attractive, and your friends won't make fun of you for riding in one.
Airplanes don't care if you pull out early, on-time, or late.
You can fly in an airplane anytime of month.
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I don't intend to discriminate women in this thread (because I also like looking at women as I like looking at airplanes), I just got this from a place and thought it was worth a laugh (specially for those who have broken up with their gf's).
Give your opinions and please don't spam the thread.
Aircraft allow you to give a thorough "pre-flight inspection" before riding, which includes looking at, moving, and sometimes kicking key parts.
Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you've been in before.
Airplanes don't care if you look at other airplanes or at airplane magazines.
Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
Airplanes have warning lights to tell you what's wrong.
When they do break, they have checklists that tell you how to fix the problem.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "Touch n' Go".
An airplane won't get mad if you ride in someone else's airplane.
Airplanes stop whining when the flight is over.
The whine coming from an airplane is a good thing. The whine coming from a woman is not.
You can still ride a 50 year old airplane.
Mechanics can fix a broken airplane.
Airplanes have strict weight-and-balance limits.
Widebody airplanes are more attractive, and your friends won't make fun of you for riding in one.
Airplanes don't care if you pull out early, on-time, or late.
You can fly in an airplane anytime of month.
______________________________________
I don't intend to discriminate women in this thread (because I also like looking at women as I like looking at airplanes), I just got this from a place and thought it was worth a laugh (specially for those who have broken up with their gf's).
Give your opinions and please don't spam the thread.