Michael Jackson... may he Rape In Peace
Since there's so much plastic in Michael Jackson that cannot be cremated, they're going to recycle him into plastic bags... So actually he's still dangerous to children.
Elton John has been invited to the funeral to sign "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me!"
BREAKING NEWS FROM LA: Initial reports that MJ's doctor was in the room with him when he died are false. It's now being reported, that in fact, his mommy came by and picked him up half a hour earlier.
Before Farrah Fawcett died, she was given one wish. She wished for all children to be safe until Michael Jackson is alive.
What's the difference between Farrah and Michael? Farrah was a pinup girl above young boys bed, Michael pinned down young boys on their beds.
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Yeah, they found 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
Since there's so much plastic in Michael Jackson that cannot be cremated, they're going to recycle him into Lego... So children can play with him for a change.
Michael Jackson is much like Xbox360. Both are made of plastic, both are turned on by children and both die young.
Anyone noticed that "The singer and dancer Michael Jackson" is an anagram of "Danger as he jams a cock in ten children"?
Since there's so much plastic in Michael Jackson that cannot be cremated, they're going to recycle him into plastic bags... So actually he's still dangerous to children.
Elton John has been invited to the funeral to sign "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me!"
BREAKING NEWS FROM LA: Initial reports that MJ's doctor was in the room with him when he died are false. It's now being reported, that in fact, his mommy came by and picked him up half a hour earlier.
Before Farrah Fawcett died, she was given one wish. She wished for all children to be safe until Michael Jackson is alive.
What's the difference between Farrah and Michael? Farrah was a pinup girl above young boys bed, Michael pinned down young boys on their beds.
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Yeah, they found 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
Since there's so much plastic in Michael Jackson that cannot be cremated, they're going to recycle him into Lego... So children can play with him for a change.
Michael Jackson is much like Xbox360. Both are made of plastic, both are turned on by children and both die young.
Anyone noticed that "The singer and dancer Michael Jackson" is an anagram of "Danger as he jams a cock in ten children"?