The online racing simulator
I try to save the car from wrecking that i started the previous turn
I like to swerve, it keeps the tires nice and.............. worn.
Since I only have a few seconds, I've got to use it up.

*yells

[Will Farell voice] MAAAA!!! MEAAATLOAAAAAF!!!
I'm busy accellerating from the crash in the turn before the straight, checking supension damage and tyre temps and contemplating whether I really need to pit this time or if I can survive another crash in the turn after the straight.

That and take a quick sip from a glass of water.
msn for an hour (in bf1 msn for 1 sec)
Okay, since so many have posted their intimate life I now can really say what I'll do on a long straight:

I laugh like hell imagining that every second driver is scratching/positioning his noodle!


Man this is embarrassing XD
Quote from AeoIus :I'm busy accellerating from the crash in the turn before the straight, checking supension damage and tyre temps and contemplating whether I really need to pit this time or if I can survive another crash in the turn after the straight.

That and take a quick sip from a glass of water.

hehe, very good, sounds like the same I do....
As mainly drive gtrs on bl1 see how long i can 2 wheel my car before i roll over Its quite good fun, specialll when pull off a couple hundred metres
Quote from three_jump :passing the drivers who are busy with other things.....

The best so far in my opinion, but credit should go to Tristan for writing the most bollocks in one post in the entire thread
Quote from der butz :hmm, long straight... let's take BL..

Everytime I leave the chicane I wander into a big forest. I see trees, birds, spiders dancing their zigzag little dance. A hippo is crossing my way in delightness, wondering how fast I can run. Hobbits and elves invite me to a party with beer, bread and fine smoking herbes. And just as I walk over the rich and soft green grass I realise.....




SHOOT! missed the turn again!

Made me laugh
#86 - FRED
this is a good thread to find out who not to drive down the straight with as for me i usually check tyres and suspension
On the straight, I usually look over to my girlfriend who is trying to have a conversation with me. She's very paitent, god bless her.
#88 - Vain
Quote from farcar :On the straight, I usually look over to my girlfriend who is trying to have a conversation with me. She's very paitent, god bless her.

"Will you please drive a different car than that mini? I want you to respond more often than just every 1:40 minutes!"
"You're so talkative today, what's going on? Oh, you're driving that F1 car..."

Vain
Hehe . . . giggle . . . . snort.

Keep it up lads and ladesses. Although it does appear some of you have glossed over the 'humour' part and gone straight to what you really do when going down the straight. But hey, it's good to now . . . .

I'm still deciding what I do.
last race yesterday i was fighting with fly running on my screen (UFR/ SO town). It was very funny battle,but im better than this little b**ch .) so i win
Usually I put a brick on my accelerator pedal, shift into top gear and go and have a quick crap.

Charming huh?
I reverse throttle axis settings, and milk the hamsters
Apparently, I try to adjust brake bias settings, only to finish up 50 meters past the braking zone. illepall
I'm so damn fast I don't have time to do anything!!
Quote from hammer it :I'm so damn fast I don't have time to do anything!!

You're not fast, you just have a slow brain jk
What do I do while I'm going down the straight?
I'm still trying to straighten the thing and regain control after coming round the previous bend. Do us a favour!!!
Plug you into a Sega?
I listen to my girlfriend asking why I dont answer her on internet comunicator.
#99 - mr_x
sometimes i try and decide what to do on the striaght, by the time i've decided what to do the straight ends and im into a corner going a bit too fast!
I slip in a Dire Straits C.D. One of Mark Knopflers guitar solo's helps me go faster

FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG