Quote from J@tko :

Yah I know. He's 13

Well spotted

Reading fail on my part.

When I was 14 I had a 18 yo girlfriend, she was cheating on her boyfriend with me. Afterwards I heard she kinda had everyone who wanted her..
When I was 15 I had a 23 yo girlfriend, lasted a month, she wasn't good looking at all, I dumped her for a girl my own age and that one lasted the longest.
I'm still single though.

Just read this last page.

What the hell is wrong with you guys? And I thought I was the sick one. ._.

Quote from BullHorn :

And I thought I was the sick one. ._.

well youre practically married to a rifle so you still win no matter what

:bump:

Stumbled across this, posted on our team website. Not sure if it's been posted before but hey.

Quote :

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with CookingPlus and Cleanhouse2008.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every oth er week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off.

Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2007, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please!

^^above^^ LOL!!

S14: Best post ever!

The responce to S14's post

Quote :

Dear sir,

While we are aware of the problems you have documented, we currently have no fixes - but we do have a work around for the mistress2007 problem. DrinkingMates 4.2 should have a hidden service called Alibi.exe (this service is disabled by default and needs to be started by using Pint credits).

Also please note that we have recently discovered that Wife 1.0's Explorer module is incompatible with Googlemaps, multimap, streetmap - in fact we are currently not aware of any mapping software that is compatible. Using these applications at the same time should be avoided.

Regards,

Awesome.

Lmao

Epic

had it with girls now. ****ed me off. Goodnight

Oh dear. Has someone been given the boot?

just in general. Had a whole load of crap going on lately and girl trouble was top of the list, and I seriously can't be f**ked chasing after someone. Need to focus on something else to take my mind off the shit

also had it with two-faced cows that pose as your friend before slagging you off in a major way behind your back to someone who did mean a lot to me but decided instead of facing me to avoid me and then when we do finally talk deliver me a royal kick in the proverbial bollocks before leaving, not giving me a chance to defend myself

Tbh it's probably best getting through school/education and finding a job before worrying about girls..trust me...

I'm not technically 'in' school any more, I can leave at any time, only doing an extra year because I screwed up the year before last

It was just a helpful hint not to meddle with girls until you have your life pinned down...simples.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

It was just a helpful hint not to meddle with girls until you have your life pinned down...simples.

You don't have a job though you bum and you're meddling with a girl :P

Why aren't you on MSN biatch lol?

Because I'm playing SBK09 and texting the missus and I'm having my own "girlie" issues and would prefer to stay more alone than with company. Sorry!

girlie issues eh S14? Is it your time of the month? :P

Hah!

In all seriousness though, if anyone with a girlfreind says they dont have problems with there GF, there lying.

Women are natural moaners, and whinge about everything. I dont think a day has gone by without my GF moaning at me for something miniscule. Luckily, she knows not drag it on for too long.

Think they are problematic now? Wait until one fools you into the final commitment. Then it is way too expensive to rectify the situation.

Quote from senn :

girlie issues eh S14? Is it your time of the month? :P

That's really not a good ****ing joke right now......