laptop...actually get a decent desktop, and then in a year or so, get a laptop, so every game on the xbox you might be able to play on pc, because they will either work (cause it is microsoft) or it will come out for pc (which has better quality gaming/graphics then a 360)
1. It's a fairly unusual birth. Most babies come out head first. Feet first is called a breech birth. Doesn't answer your question though.
2. Any for of penetration technically loses the virginity.
3. Because 'you' are doing the appropriate speed, so people going faster or slower must not be.
4. Hmmm... If there are two barbers in town, one with great hair and one with bad hair, which do you go to for a haircut? The good haired one, because he has his hair cut by the good barber with the bad hair!
Maybe that's why dentists have pointless assistants (that don't actually seem to do anything other than doodle in a book and hand you a drink of pink water); they are there to perform emergency dentristy on dentists!