http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

lmao golden

i was showing a chick i know these and then this is what i said
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MADNESS says:
hehe
so i guess ill say it
when are u gonna let me tap that
berri says:
mmm funny one aint we brb
MADNESS says:
is that a yes?
lol
berri says:
you would like to know hey
MADNESS says:
well you know you want to baby
berri says:
do i now hehe
MADNESS says:
ill tell ya what because im so nice you can come pick me up and ill do u in ur car
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and yer silence filled the conversation

I don't get it

Quote from Bose321 :

I don't get it

Don't worry, everybody has a dry spell sometimes

Quote from Bose321 :

I don't get it

Txt or IM some girl and ask her if you can "tap that"

post what she says

Me: Hey!

Her: hi

Me: I got a question

Her: go ahead

Me: can i tap that?

Her: ?

Me: can i?

Her: yea

Me: now i feel offended

You: hey
Stranger: hay
You: can i tap that?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: mass
Stranger: **** off

FAIL

Now this is something to do on that Chat website were u talk with a randomer lol , forgotten the name of it , if i find it il post link , its om-something

Omegle

Looooool

Me: Hey baby *hug*
Her: Ello
Her: *hug*
Me: U aight?
Her: Yup
Her: U?
Me: yeah am good
Her: Nice
Me: Got a question
Her: fire it
Me: When can i tap dat?
Her: tap wot?
Me: That fine ass of yours ofcourse
Her: Wtf......?
Me lol....
Her: In your dreams bitch

Lol

Edit: Seriously not cool. She is pissed at me now

Quote from Equinox :

Omegle

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Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: froom?

You: rochdale

You: england

You: u?

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: Fortaleza

Stranger: brazil

You: cool

You: i got a question

Stranger: ...

You: can i tap that?

Stranger: Hm... I'm think not.

Stranger: I think not *

You: hi

Stranger: Hey

You: when can i tap dat?

Stranger: Soon.

You: niiiiice

Stranger: Yup.

You: yeahhh..

You: hi
Stranger: YO NIGGA
You: i'm white
Stranger: so am i.
You: i have a question
Stranger: shoot
You: when can i tap dat?
Stranger: how do you know im a girl
You: i hacked your webcam



You: hi
Stranger: hey hey hey
You: i have a question
Stranger: me too
You: when can i tap dat?
Stranger: eres primero
Stranger: hmm depends your age
Stranger: how old?
You: 92
You: 91
You: 90
You: 89
You: 88
You: 87
You: 86
You: 85
You: 84
You: 83
You: 82
You: 81
You: 80
You: 79
You: 78
You: 77
You: 76
You: 7
Stranger: stop right there
You: 775
You: 999999999999999999999
Stranger: youre good to go at 7
You: its over 10000000
You: lol
You: peado bear aproves
Stranger: claro que si
You: so can i tap dat?
Stranger: if you're 7
You: nah
Stranger: my lucky number
You: i'm 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
You: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
You: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
You: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Stranger: well thats a problem because im 6
You: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999
You: 9999999999999999999999999999
You: 99999999999999
You: 99999
You: 9999
You: 999
You: 99
You: 9

Quote from Krane :

Don't worry, everybody has a dry spell sometimes

hahahahahaha

Anicechat

You're: hi
Omega: hey
You're: asl?
Omega: I have a question
You're: what?
Omega: Can I tap that?
You're: Yes.
Omega: sweet // win 1 fail 0

i sent the first msg to 3 girls in my phone
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Girl 1 33 year old hottie i did a security course with

me. Hey baby i got a question. when are u going to let me tap that
Girl. When you jump ahead in time by 30 years hehehehehe
Me. haha 30 u know im 27 and i dont think u could keep up with me
girl. 60 would be better. and keep telling ur self that hehehehe

I FAILED and wtf 60?

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other 2 girls havent responded yet


another from msn

MADNESS says:
no busy
hey got a question
girl says:
yeh?? shoot
MADNESS says:
when you gonna let me tap that
girl says:
tap wat?
MADNESS says:
ur sexy ass
girl says:
lol wen we meet
MADNESS says:
so you comming over today ?
girl says:
over where
MADNESS says:
my house to get naked


lol pitty she lives to far away :P

i am laughing my ass off

i was laughing my ass off in this conversation

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MADNESS says:
hey sexy got a question

Girl says:
yeh what

MADNESS says:
when are u gonna let me tap that

You have just sent a nudge.

Girl says:
lol im thinkin of what to say
i dunno

MADNESS says:
lol its a yes or no question baby

Girl says:
no coz u sed when so technically it would be a time question

MADNESS says:
yer true
i just realized that
how about i rephase
are u gonna let me tap that

Girl says:
mayb
we'll see what happens ay

MADNESS says:
when?

Girl says:
when ever

MADNESS says:
now?

Girl says:
lol where bouts do u liv again


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Madness: heya sexy got a question
CommingUndone: uh ok
Madness: when u gonna let me tap that
CommingUndone: excuse me
Madness: lol so i guess u didnt find that comment funny?
CommingUndone: no
Madness: sorry for that but u still didnt awenser my question
CommingUndone: **** off
Madness: so thats a no
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Another try for me, so far it has been Win 1:1 Fail

M - Me
H - Her

M: O hai!
H: Ellllooooo
M: So what u up 2?
H: Nothing much just chattin
H: U? ;]
M: Just browsing the intertubes
M: Also got a question
H: ???
M: can I tap that?
H: What????
M: Simple.... can i tap that?
H: My ass??
M: what else sexy?
H: What the ****.....? You've been drinking too much??
M: Nope, just want to tap it....
H: Well.......
H: I would say yes
H: But since u approached it in such a stupid straightforward way......
H: my answer.... No.... U cant tap it......
M: Bugger.......
H: Bye...



Also today she just told me another guy has asked the same Guess this thing has spread quite much

What a pity i've got a girlfriend... i would tap some .

Quote from Byku :

What a pity i've got a girlfriend... i would tap some .

why not tap her then?

Me: can I tap that?
Her: Wat willst du? tap kenn ich nicht
Her: dictleo übersetzt das mit "anbohren", haha -_-
Her: mach nich immer alles was man dir im Inet sagt O:-)
Me: wenn das so ist, sieht man sich Samstag?
Her: jap ;-)

but shes a good friend, did stuff like that to me too

Madness: hey sexy sami got a question for ya

Sami: whats that?

Madness: can i tap that?

Sami: lmao right now?

Sami: im gunna go with no lol

Madness: dam rejected!!!!

Sami: hehe

Madness: how about now?

Sami: theres no way in hell im driving to brissie again today anyway
Sami: or tomorrow or sunday

Madness: tommrow sounds like a plan

Sami: bad enough i have to do it mon to friday

Madness: true whys that?
Sami: work
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heather says:
fabulous

MADNESS says:
got a question for ya baby

heather says:
oh yes?

MADNESS says:
can i tap that

heather says:
always

MADNESS says:
now?

heather says:
of course!
my legs are always open to you
haha

MADNESS says:
u me my bed now ok?

heather says:
sure
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You: Hi

Stranger: heyy

You: I got a question

Stranger: sure

You: Can i tap that?

Your conversational partner has disconnected


LOL!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hello

You: I got a question

Stranger: Shoot

You: Can i tap that?

Stranger: sure

You: Cool