Hey,

I tought I'd start this thread after seing PLAYAPIMP's thread on his father putting his meat in his GF. Well this thread isnt about your BBQ story, more like the funny or weird situations you live / lived with past boyfriends or girlfriends.

At the moment I am hanging with a girl. Since I dont really know her ( Only work with her 10 hours a week so yeah she's not really a friend or something ) I just dont really run after her, I just do my job and that's it. Lately she started to try and get closer to me. When I'm out at the track she shows up and try to look like she's interested.

Now we chat a lot more and I think she loves me. Personally I have mix feelings about it; the girl is cute and all, but she has a boyfriend. She didnt tell her about me which makes me think he doesnt have a clue what his GF does and all. I wouldnt like to scrap the relationship she has with her BF but she doesnt seems to be bothered about it.

I might update this after next weekend cause were supposed to go to a drift day together ( Meh like she's interested, she just invited herself pretending to looooooooooooooooooooove drifting... Anyways... )

That's my awkward story, now it's your time to post.

Stick it in her pooper.

EDIT: Oh, it's a tell-your-own-story-thread-thingy. Okay here goes: Not seeing anyone, last gal I dated turned out to be bats**t insane and it kinda killed the mood. And the rest of my urges for dating in the process.

Don't stick it in her pooper if she is with another man Riders, he might have friends with guns, and it's also a really wank thing to do.

My story is more annoying than awkward, there is a girl at work who is fat and extremely in your face and always happy about everything (which bugs me because everything is crap). She keeps on hugging me, calling me sexy, having a crisis anytime I show up. The issue is she makes my skin crawl, but I can't exactly tell her to jog on because I have to work with her almost every day. One day I will quit because of it, but now she lives in Southampton and I bump into her on the bloody streets too.

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Stick it in her pooper.

:cookiemon
I haven't loled that hard in a while that was effing hilarious!

@RM How old are you??


My roommate down at college met a girl that likes cars, he took her to hot import nights.. the story turned out sour really fast lol, good thing I had to much artwork to finish for finals!

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My story is more annoying than awkward, there is a girl at work who is fat and extremely in your face and always happy about everything (which bugs me because everything is crap). She keeps on hugging me, calling me sexy, having a crisis anytime I show up. The issue is she makes my skin crawl, but I can't exactly tell her to jog on because I have to work with her almost every day. One day I will quit because of it, but now she lives in Southampton and I bump into her on the bloody streets too.

That happens

Know this girl, really fat, really ugly (not being offensive, but for gods sake, its a fact) and really annoying. Not because she goes around like doing annoying stuff, but because she thinks she is the next super model/playboy/pornstar..... She thinks everyone fancies her, and if you look at her and she catches you, she will go on about it, pretending and making it look like you love her....

Its freaking shit..... I know that everyone likes to think they are sexy and good looking, but there are limits......

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Hey,

I tought I'd start this thread after seing PLAYAPIMP's thread on his father putting his meat in his GF. Well this thread isnt about your BBQ story, more like the funny or weird situations you live / lived with past boyfriends or girlfriends.

At the moment I am hanging with a girl. Since I dont really know her ( Only work with her 10 hours a week so yeah she's not really a friend or something ) I just dont really run after her, I just do my job and that's it. Lately she started to try and get closer to me. When I'm out at the track she shows up and try to look like she's interested.

Now we chat a lot more and I think she loves me. Personally I have mix feelings about it; the girl is cute and all, but she has a boyfriend. She didnt tell her about me which makes me think he doesnt have a clue what his GF does and all. I wouldnt like to scrap the relationship she has with her BF but she doesnt seems to be bothered about it.

I might update this after next weekend cause were supposed to go to a drift day together ( Meh like she's interested, she just invited herself pretending to looooooooooooooooooooove drifting... Anyways... )

That's my awkward story, now it's your time to post.

hmmm....
@devildare, know that fealing. those people are freaking annoying, especyally when they think they are really pretty so they can wear 3 sizes smaller fat sqeesing clothes:vomit:

RM is like 16-18 I think

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RM is like 16-18 I think

i always tough hes over 20

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i always tough hes over 20

maybe he is...

I'm 17 actually...

And I mistyped a sentence in my first post, sorry about that.

Yea she didnt tell him about me but they dont seem to hang out together a lot. I live closer to her than him and well I think she wants my meat or something. A bit scary cause if she does that while having a BF I'm trying to imagine if I eventually become her BF, she'll probably do it to me too haha!

Maybe I better have her as a fook friend rather than a girl friend...

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Maybe I better have her as a fook friend rather than a girl friend...

Wise words, wise words ... although her boyfriend still wouldn't be too happy .

A relationship is about 2 people, as obvious as it sounds there is deeper meening here. We all interact differently with different people.

I'm a strong personality and about as ambivillent and narcassistic as any person can get and even I find I act differently when with different people. Relationships are not about the people in them but the pairing, and that meens that were all somebodies **** X, and somebodies fond memory, and somebodies psycho X, and somebodies one who got away...

So I have no moral issue moving in on someone elses turf so to speak, all is fair in love and war, and if their relationship is strong enough to last I won't get anywhere, and if I do the fact that my GF would have betrayed her X has no bearing on me.

Hell her current relationship may even be an open one, or just casual, or foxtrot buddies.

So what the hell. There's no rules out there, and anyone who says there is is trying to use chivalry to cover their insecurities.

As for my own personal awkward moments. I guess being on the phone in the early hours to my [psycho] X whilst she's self harming and blaming me. That's gotta be a low point for me, one of those "I really would be better off single" moments. Damn my soft squishy heart, I still love that little ball of messed up dyke.

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One day I will quit because of it, but now she lives in Southampton and I bump into her on the bloody streets too.

I'm sorry . i'm actually very thin but wear a fat suit. I thaught I overheard you talking about how you love "fattie sex" Also I am very happy as you havn't realised i've been touching myself while talking to you. I thaught you knew this....................I may make it more obvious next time.


Anyway maybe you will like my friends?



I'll send them all over to you tomorrow morning.


*EDIT* Sorry you live in Southampton. I hope it's not St Mary's :X

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*EDIT* Sorry you live in Southampton. I hope it's not St Mary's :X

No but the whole city is slowly turning into St Mary's. That annoying girl annoyed me again today, she is on holiday so I thought I was safe, but she still came in to the store to do some bloody shopping.

haha. Yeah i agree on that point. least it's no Porsmouth

i'm just up the road from you. well near Farnham