posted on another forum I vist, thought it deserved to be posted elsewhere just for the sheer point'n'laugh-ability to this story.
This letter to the Daily Mail...
..reads..
it's a good thing he didn't buy the cherry flavour (bottom left).
Also note he claims his children are "both very sensitive", understandably so if their father is going to demand to see the shop manager then complain so much his wife became distressed
It's like anything - you only notice it if you're looking for it. The wrapper might look dodgy to us, but it means nothing to a kid. It's fruit wrestling. What's gonna be wrong with that?
Everyone has gone totally over-sensitive to everything these days and it pisses me off. Stop taking yourself so seriously, and understand that people have a different sense of humour. I don't take offense to jokes about Scots being alcoholics and dying of heart disease. There's plenty of stuff I don't find funny but I don't feel the need to complain about it.
That stereotypical ginger-haired, kilt-wearing bagpipe playing guy in the Fruit Pastilles advert about 15 years ago claiming there was "a moose loose aboot this hoose"! My national pride has been wounded. How dare they show Scottish people in such a trite way! Get the f*ck over it.
I stand corrected. So they offend me by implying I can't ingest anything that isn't alcohol-related in some way. One advert, half a dozen cliches, twice the anguish. We, as a nation, should sue.
What the.. What exactly did they say to the shop manager? "Omfg, teh sweeteh has pr0n on it. Fix pl0x. KTHXBAI." Seriously, like people have said before it means NOTHING to those kids, why the parents have to be so up themselves about it.. The kids don't give a shit about the ****ing wrapper, it's the sweet they're interested in! xD
Why do people even bother.. it's a ****ing sweet wrapper, which will get thrown away anyway!
Oh and.. Yeah, I'm english. My teeth are awful, I drink tea all the time and my favourite food is crumpets ok? And I talk like the queen.
edit: just noticed "as a member of our local church-" Why the **** is religion pulled into every single little spat in the news?? Someone gets murdered, the murder is found at the scene, with the murder weapon in hand, when questioned he says "God made me do it!" and even though it's obvious he killed his wife for the insurance money, he "believes" he had a vision, and God came to him in a dream and said "You know, I created you all, but I think you should kill eachother anyway, go on, go for it! It's against the commandments and the law, but who cares? You don't! You want money you greedy worthless little.." . Honestly.. Stupid things like this really wind me up.
edit2: Also "the rest of our flock are going to boycott haribo products" As if haribo actually give a toss! Their products are sold world wide, so what if a little village of stuck-up toffs stop eating them? It's kids worldwide that eat them.. not vicars with a sweet tooth..
Depending on how "young" the kids actually are, they would either:
a) Dont understand the image in the "sexual way" meaning wouldnt giving a damn.... or
b) Already know about sex and wouldnt care anyways.....
Option B might sound crazy, but for gods sake its nature. They will do it sooner or later, are their parents going to be standing by their beds at night to make sure they dont get off with their boyfriends/girlfriends? Stupid.....
The Daily Mail is a great paper, reminds me of everything I loath about middle class England/Britain and it's constant scaremongering of everything that fails to fall in line with the British way of thinking, and its constant referring back to the people's whor...I mean princess Diana and how it would have been all different if she stayed of Johnny Foreigners lands, as we all know she would never have died in a British Tunnel and in a Britsh car.
Without the Daily Mail, the comedy world is a poorer place...and the Daily Mash will be without a decent source of headlines.
Except it's not really a middle class newspaper. It's aimed at those who either think they're middle class but arnt, and those who want to be middle class but never will be.
The true middle classes buy the broad sheets, infact, other than the Evening Standard they would'nt be seen dead with a tabloid.
So, if you really want to know how us middle class scum think, go have a read of the Telegraph or Times.