I was going to bed and doing my normal routine, eat supper, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to undress, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder. I froze and I was petrified.
Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. It was there that I lost sight of him.
Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom, I was thinking "How could this happen to me?"
The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in some tree branches. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.
"Game over f**ker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's so funny!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."
Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. It was there that I lost sight of him.
Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom, I was thinking "How could this happen to me?"
The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in some tree branches. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.
"Game over f**ker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's so funny!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."
Pretty good!