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Hahahahahahah fockin hell :d

Pure genius!
LE: Another one from that site :

bahahaha... I love un-PC humor.

Quote from r4ptor :

LOL!

hahaha Classic.

Quote from r4ptor :

Chuck Norris

Am i missing something? :sadbanana

Quote from hazaky :

Am i missing something? :sadbanana

Not really, apparantly chuck norris is famous for something or other, but to me he just looks like a scruffy builder or something.

I also got another good one, but I think it's a bit too racist for here.

Quote from Bose321 :

I also got another good one, but I think it's a bit too racist for here.

Lmao. Everyone has to get a chance to experience something new.

Apologies for the link to The Daily Heil, but this is a funny story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...e-fighters.html

Quote :

Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.
Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.


But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.
The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee.
Gardener and Fender were left dazed and seen staggering to their feet after their failed attack.


CCTV cameras followed the pair as they weaved along The Kingsway in Swansea, South Wales, before being arrested by police.
Mark Davies, defending, said: 'You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with two cross-dressing men.
'Unfortunately they were extremely drunk.

Police later discovered the two drag queens were cage fighters on a fancy dress stag night out with other friends.
Both Gardener and Fender, from Bonymaen, Swansea, pleaded guilty to using abusive words and behaviour.
CCTV footage of the attacks was shown at Swansea Magistrates' Court. It shows them fighting with several men before the approach the two cage fighters.
The pair were sentenced to a four-month community order, were electronically tagged and placed under a curfew between 7pm to 7am.

Quote from hyntty :

Ahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!! Pass the ham please!

:crown: Shit happens..

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Apologies for the link to The Daily Heil, but this is a funny story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...e-fighters.html

heres the CCTV footage
http://www.break.com/index/thu ... t-up-by-transvestite.html

Hmm, now i have looked properly im not sure i can really laugh at the oh she's 11 one, as i live in soham, which as the name suggests, is where huntley and the soham murders happened, plus i was good mates with one of the murdered girls older sisters at the time, not a good situation at all, as what could say to her if i saw her, as i could hardly go to her house as the media were climbing all over the place, old bill everywhere, plus if i bumped into her, what could i have possibly said, are you ok? well no, sorry a nutter killed your sister?

I lost touch with her quite soon after the that, the odd text now and again in the weeks following it all but not like we were, we havent spoken to eachother for some years now.

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Apologies for the link to The Daily Heil, but this is a funny story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...e-fighters.html

epic win

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Apologies for the link to The Daily Heil, but this is a funny story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...e-fighters.html

(I know it's really in Wales but **** it)

Quote from AjRose :

Hah