You know how google suggests as you type?

Try typing in:
'why won't'

I just literally pissed my sides at what it said as the top suggestion, but I asked my mate what he's said and it wasn't the same.

I'll reveal it with a screenshot, but just as a test I want to see if anyone else got the same, so go to google, type in 'why won't' and paste your top suggestion please

why won't god heal amputees

Why won't facebook load

:/

why won't god heal amputees


Ahaha, Changing the language of google does that. I tried turkish and wrote "why won't" I got this
'why don't you die'

same here.

Dude who wrote 'why won't god heal amputees' Deranged.

god is a selfish mf. thats why

why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

what the hell?

LOL Google does have some comical suggestions...

Try some if your interested enough to get some funnies...
e.g...
"does" - "does lady gaga have a ....." (search it)
"do we" - "do we eat spiders in our sleep"

"i like" - "i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur" okay..

Quote from Ricerguy :

why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

I got that too :/

As for the heal amputees suggestion, I think its becasue of this:
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Why Won't he marry me

"why won't you die" - love google

Quote from Ricerguy :

why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

what the hell?

hahaha thats the one I got....hahah

why won't you die
why won't obama talk to israel
why won't you release me lyrics

Why won't facebook load.

This suggestion thing is quite old to be honest. We have been doing it for ages in our ICT class with my mates. Brings some good laughs.

why won't limewire connect
why won't itunes open
why won't god heal amputees
why won't he marry me
why won't he propose


lol is it because im black?

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
why is micheal jackson white

why does my bf want me to pee on him ( 300,000 hits )

why won't my tomatoes ripen?

Why won't........Facebook load.

Why can't ..... Black people swim? (5.180.000)

Why can't I . . . . . Own a Canadian? (33,200,000)

Added what I see for Google.co.uk and Google.com.

Is google now bought by apple? Way too much apple in there.

"how is" used to come out with 'how is jade goody' as the top suggestion up until about a month ago, that always made me chuckle a little.