Now that I know who I really am (
) I can post some other good ones I have found:
I am Whore Jesus, the Plagued Meme destined to rape and pillage everything
I am easy to please Jesus, the one who'll steal the Behemoth, destined to die to the heavens!
I am Stoned Man, the unstoppable pedo destined to have sex with all the heavens.
I am not Christ, the one and only pedo destined to break the jews.
I am Mega Penis, the Massive Neet destined to Sell AIDS
I am Super Christ, the Immortal Christian destined to lead all and pillage everything.
I am Mr. Jew, the chosen tripfag destined to sell 4chan!
I am Faggy Girl, the Tragic Otaku, destined to Rape The trolls!
I am Jesus Virgin, the first hero destined to rape God.
I am Eternal Bro, the Immortal Meme, destined to rape original content!
I am Dark Prime, the plagued boy destined to rape your little sis!
I am Father Kun, the Chosen nig.ger destined to Steal all Jews!
I am Silent Dad, the Raging Overlord destined to Overthrow all children!
I am Lazy Boy, the Original Mastertroll, destined to Wrestle with Mankind!
This one deserves its own pic:
:ices_rofl