Fags write Poems.

Quote from Scrabby :

Fags write Poems.

Grow up

Quote from Scrabby :

Fags write Poems.

Some things make you gay, thats just how it is.
Like driving a Miata, or hate seeing tits.
But writing a poem is manly as beer,
Unlike comming from Belgium - that just makes you queer.

Thank you. Thank you. OK. Easy now. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

Quote from nikka :

Some things make you gay, thats just how it is.
Like driving a Miata, or hate seeing tits.
But writing a poem is manly as beer,
Unlike comming from Belgium - that just makes you queer.

Thank you. Thank you. OK. Easy now. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

Can we give this man a round of applause? :laola::clapclap::clapclap::clapclap::laola:

Your poems are excellent, they may be valuable. You should keep them to yourself until you have secured a publishing deal.

i smell something that smells like.... fails?

Quote from Johnny Mountain :

GRR! I COULD BLOW UP! :grumpy:

You could blow up
then I showed up
took my dick
which you could lick
That wasn't it, you bit the shit
I wonder what you did to your mom's tit.

Every hour, I check this topic for a new post
Good poems, is what this topic lacks the most
Therefore, I shall attempt to contribute to this thread
And let us hope our masterpieces will be read
Let it inspire the devs, who must finish Live For Speed
Because a new update is what we need
I just went off-topic. It's a shame
But alas, I'm not the best player in this poetry game
After the OP, the poetry level here dived
Ladies and gents, your shipment of fail has arrived!

:throwrose

I read your first post thought you were my philosopher uncle's ghots,
A ghost something I'm scared of and hate the most,
I hope your not dead because of al the mean comments you read,
Because then you would be a ghost, something i fear and hate the most,
Now this is the end of my post please don't hate me and turn into a ghost, because i hate them the most,
This is getting boring now so I shall end it here and now,
I hope you dont hate me the most becaus i hate beighn a ghost.

omg what is this a poem thread? O_O

Quote from hp999 :

omg what is this a poem thread? O_O

This indeed is a poem thread
Where you can't find any heat
Just go with the beat
Which you will not defeat

this was so cheap i even got confused myself

Quote from Tomba(FIN) :

This indeed is a poem thread
Where you can't find any heat
Just go with the beat
Which you will not defeat

this was so cheap i even got confused myself

Isn't 'thread' pronounced like 'had'?
I'm not fluent at English, but at least I'm not that bad.
Dear goodness me, I just lost my inspiration.
It's time to play Golf on the internets, for I was just sent an invitation. ->

Quote from hrtburnout :

Isn't 'thread' pronounced like 'had'?

You mean that it would be pronounced like the word "threat"?

No it's not pronounced like had

It's pronounced "Thred"

Quote from Electric Eye :

No it's not pronounced like had

Ofcourse I meant the "ead" from "thread" is pronounced a bit similar to "ead" from "head", or "ad" from "had" with a bit of imagination. It would be a boring poem if I'd explain all that.

Quote from JO53PHS :

It's pronounced "Thred"

This.

Indeed, and someone saying

Quote from hrtburnout :

I'm not fluent at English, but at least I'm not that bad.

made me sad but then I lol'd

I didn't do anything wrong, did I?

What I'm known of, "threat" is pronounced similiar to head. Thread is similiar to feed, heat etc..?

Quote from JPeace :

:scared:

HAHA! I lol'd.

Wow, you guys are cool...
Your poems almost make me drool!

Haha, I was only kiddin', okay..? What's the matter of you guys? RELAX.

It's been rather quiet, lately.
This thread is as dead as Steven Gately
Keep this place alive, good sirs and ladies
Or some day the latest post will be as old as the average driver of a Mercedes.
I have nothing else to add to this excellent piece of art
Please, let this poem not be the end, but let it be the start.

Quote from Johnny Mountain :

Haha, I was only kiddin', okay..? What's the matter of you guys? RELAX.

Relax and delete your doublepost
Because that looks annoyng to most
I personally think you should do it
Or Bob Smith will start dancin on it (<-- lolwut?!)

Quote from nikka :

Some things make you gay, thats just how it is.
Like driving a Miata, or hate seeing tits.
But writing a poem is manly as beer,
Unlike comming from Belgium - that just makes you queer.

Thank you. Thank you. OK. Easy now. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

lol

Is this the end?
Am I the last one who will the last post send?

Seriously guys, this was a rad thread.