The best ones so far are funny and based on some form of caricature of an existing football team name.

Sporting Abeergut and Inter Yanan are the best. Regarding the second one would you be able to get away with 'Inter Yermam'?

5 Guys 1 ball

I lold.

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5 Guys 1 ball

Love it, if only you'd posted a few hours earlier I would have been able to suggest it.

In the end we went with 'Hardly Athletic'. Not my pick of the crop, I liked Inter Yanan, Sporting Lesbian or someone else's suggestion of Lock, Stock and 5 Stupid Cocks, but hey ho.

Feel free to suggest some more if you come up with them.

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lock, stock and 5 stupid cocks, but hey ho.

hahahahaha