... ever move in with a cute japanese girl ever again. :sleep2::hbomb:

what happened? you split her in half accidentally while having sex?

Thats why you should always check for a rash before you 'take the plunge'.

Always check girls for Yakuza family members dude! That's rule of thumb

Was it a trap?

Did she want all of her family to move in with you as well?

This thread = going places.

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... :sleep2::hbomb:

Did she explode while you were asleep?

No, they explode *if* they fall asleep. He could only keep her awake for so long then.... BOOM

Quote from squidhead :

Always check girls for Yakuza family members dude! That's rule of thumb

Sorry, that made me grin, despite it really being the other fingers that are important

Did you lose your virginity to a japanese girl?

Too far.. xD

Quote from codiemorgan :

... Ever move in with a cute japanese girl ever again. :sleep2::hbomb:

lol wut?

Go on...

Quote from CodieMorgan :

... ever move in with a cute japanese girl ever again. :sleep2::hbomb:

B**** from hell syndrome amirite?

Quote from CodieMorgan :

... ever move in with a cute japanese girl ever again. :sleep2::hbomb:

Did you get evicted because the landlord thought the Pokemon were pets?

CodieMorgan: link

Were is TVE when u expect him?

Did she turned out to be a cute japanese boy?

Pics or she's a Bulgarian bearded circus woman.

Am I the only one who's thinking that the OP didn't hook up with her, but has to put up with the loud high-pitched screams of the girl in her bedroom with someone else?

They're loud man. Really loud.

Do not let this thread go!

From the smileys he used I think he is trying to say While she was sleeping, she exploded. Sorry to hear about that.

I demand truth! You started it, you finish it!

Quote from CodieMorgan :

:sleep2::hbomb:

Sleep, big blow.. Hm.

You can stop there, it`s perfectly understandable.

Actually I think she probably filled his apartment with orange and red Bonsai trees while he was sleeping.