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The SECOND LFS Forum Wacky Races....REGISTRATION AND RACE thread
Stolen from da first thread:
You know it

You love it

LFSF Wacky Races Race 2!

So...Rules

Simple really:

1. Your vehicle must have wheels. ANY TYPE. (Hint. BE CREATIVE. Extra points awarded for funny)

2. No bitching or whining. That's a DQ and a visit from the dragon and TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THE BURNINATOR! (Bonus points if you get that reference)

3. Co-drivers are mandatory. What type however...is up to you

And.....that's it

Now you have EIGHT (8) days to prepare your cars....trash talk.....sabotage....find parts....do whatever ya want

So get 'em in

How?

This form!

Entry Form:

Name (Yours AND co-drivers):
Vehicle (can be anything with wheels):
Features (more is better)
Pictures (not needed really):

I will be awarding random prizes depending on how well you do. Think MW2 killstreaks. Without the power or nuke.

The Second Live for Speed Wacky Race participants are:

1.)DieKolkrabe/The Troper (60 foot cyber panther),Trope Tank Mk II
2.)Rocky7up, BalboaShooter, RozlaTankster, Spaceshuttle X7446
3.)Luke.S / Chuck Norris, F-14D Tomcat
4.)paul "well fast" marcroft, Dacia Sandero
5.)R. Icer, Toyota Aygo 'crazy'
6.)G.v.Verseveld and a 10 feet tall blue woman with vampire teeth and insane skills in fighting, survival and flying., Caterpillar 797F in woodland camo
7.)S.Dacosta with Eric Cartman, Top Cat and Winnie the Pooh, Modified MK1 Ford Fiesta racing car.
8.)Erik / Longcat, NASCAR with trailer
9.)Will and Danica patrick, Zooper Tango Double Stroller - 2010
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Oh, and rules will be enforced by a certain giant anthropomorphic dragon of mine!. (Now with 1000% more awesome)

-grabs a sausage roll- Ready? READY?! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name (Yours AND co-drivers): D.Kolkrabe with the Troper (60ft tall anthro dragon and cybernetic panther...thing)
Vehicle (can be anything with wheels): Trope Tank Mk II (Think modified VW Camper van and Gurren Lagann hybrid armed to the gills. With wings. And weapons.)
Features (more is better): Oh where to start?

V16 nitro-turbo-jet assisted engine with twin afterburners
HUGE wing to keep it on the ground (The vehicle IS a huge wing. Talk about winging it)
Computerized systems designed to auto-drive if needed. Of course it uses Vista.
Fish tank in the back along with a disco and BBQ
Weaponry ranging from a peashooter to an ICBM and a Monkey Cannon (Proving Everything's Better with Monkeys)
Wire wheels with spinnerz
Run flat tyres
Vehicle is reinforced with military-grade armor and stealth camo
Fuelled by Rule of Funny and Rule of Cool

EDIT: Also fitted....
Caltrops with tap shoes
Barry White CD launcher
Antlion phermeone spray
Waffle iron
NAWZZZZZZ AND A MASSIVE 'ZORST! (giving...erm....1hp boost)
Stickers (+2 hp)
tvtropes stickers (+10 cool)
A rice bag (Useful ammo)
A mini crossbow
A box of jaffa cakes
DRILLS! (I will be amazed if you get that in-joke)
C4 dispensers

Pictures: Bah. You want pics?
Name (Yours AND co-drivers): Rocky7up, BalboaShooter, RozlaTankster
Vehicle (can be anything with wheels): Spaceshuttle X7446 With Wheels and 200 guns.
Features (more is better):


A Spaceshuttle X7446 is a Spaceshuttle on wheels which has over 200 guns. 50 of the guns are nuclear rocket launchers, and the panser is protected from it's impacts. 70 guns are auto firing mini-guns, with zuberspeed. 80 other guns are bombashootzor machine guns, they fire bullets as big as vans. It also features rocket engines and rocket brakes.
There are also 30 banana launchers which launch banana's every 5 seconds to let enemies slide away.


It also has a EPBS system which gives an extra 1337HP for 10 seconds every lap.

Beat that aye!

Edit:

added banana launcher
#4 - 5haz
Awesome, may have to do this again.
Quote from rockclan :Name (Yours AND co-drivers): Rocky7up, BalboaShooter, RozlaTankster
Vehicle (can be anything with wheels): Spaceshuttle X7446 With Wheels and 200 guns.
Features (more is better):


A Spaceshuttle X7446 is a Spaceshuttle on wheels which has over 200 guns. 50 of the guns are nuclear rocket launchers, and the panser is protected from it's impacts. 70 guns are auto firing mini-guns, with zuberspeed. 80 other guns are bombashootzor machine guns, they fire bullets as big as vans. It also features rocket engines and rocket brakes.


It also has a EPBS system which gives an extra 1337HP for 10 seconds every lap.

Beat that aye!

No good without bananas
That'd gonna make you a slippery guy to beat

Go for it 5haz

(Fyi Luke is already DQ'd after last time)
#8 - 5haz
Depends on when the race starts because I'm in bonny Scotland all of next week and I'll be too busy getting bombed in the pub to be doing any racing.
8 days. Running for 7 days :P So 15 days total
Quote from DieKolkrabe :8 days. Running for 7 days :P So 15 days total

Wait what do we actually have to do something ?
Submit your vehicles

Test, improve, trash talk, etc

8 days from now, the race begins!
#12 - 5haz
Ah so what, I'll enter a car anyway.

And of course I'll be drawing it.
Quote from DieKolkrabe :Submit your vehicles

Test, improve, trash talk, etc

8 days from now, the race begins!

How to test, improve trash talk ?

Should I build it or make it in photoshop or what the hell should i do ?
Post what's in it

Do a photoshop pic

Write up test reports

I SUGGEST READING THE FIRST THREAD TO GET THE IDEA. The registration and race thread

Quote from 5haz :Ah so what, I'll enter a car anyway.

And of course I'll be drawing it.

Then do it

I need to do mine. I picked a hard one
Oh

Race won't be laps btw

It'll be an epic
inb4 Mook wins then gets his win revoked then gets it reinstated.

Will apply for this if the race isn't on a week day.
Starts....next weekend!
Name (Yours AND co-drivers): Luke.S / Chuck Norris
Vehicle (can be anything with wheels): F-14D tomcat. It does have wheels.
Features (more is better):
Quote :Function Carrier-based multi-role strike fighter
Contractor Grumman Aerospace Corporation
Unit Cost $38 million
Propulsion F-14: two Pratt & Whitney TF-30P-414A
turbofan engines with afterburners;
F-14B and F-14D: two General Electric F-110-GE-400
augmented turbofan engines with afterburners
Thrust F-14A: 20,900 pounds (9,405 kg) static thrust per engine;
F-14B and F-14D: 27,000 pounds (12,150 kg) per engine
Length 61 feet 9 inches (18.6 meters)
Height 16 feet (4.8 meters)
Basic Weight approx 43,600 pounds
Maximum Takeoff Weight 72,900 pounds (32,805 kg)
Wingspan 64 feet (19 meters) unswept,
38 feet (11.4 meters) swept
Reference wing area 565 sq ft.
Wing aspect ratio 7.28
Ceiling Above 53,000 feet
Max G 6.5
Speed 1,584 mph (2,548km/h) Max. speed at 40,000 ft (12,200 m)
Max Mach Number = 2.48
Cruise Mach Number = .72
Carrier Approach Speed = 125 kts
Fuel 16, 200 lbs. Internal fuel
3, 800 lbs. External fuel
Maximum range 1,600 nm (2,573km)
Mission Radius 500 nm (930 km) Hi-Med-Hi strike profile
380 nm (700 km) Hi-Lo-Lo-Hi strike profile
Airfield 2,500 ft. Field takeoff distance
2,400 ft. Field landing distance
Crew Two: pilot and radar intercept officer
Armament Up to 13,000 pounds of
Air-to-Air Missiles (up to)
6 AIM-7 Sparrows
4 AIM-9 Sidewinder
6 AIM-54 Phoenix
air-to-ground ordnance
MK-82 (500 lbs.)
4 MK-83 (1,000 lbs.)
4 MK-84 (2,000 lbs.)
MK-20 cluster bomb
4 GBU-10 LGB
GBU-12 MK-82 LGB
4 GBU-16 MK-83 LGB
4 GBU-24 MK-84 LGB
4 GBU-31 JDAM (2,000 lbs)
one MK-61A1 Vulcan 20mm cannon
Selected F-14A and B are wired to carry TARPS
All F-14D's are wired to carry the TARPS

Countermeasures
AN/ALR-45 radar warning receiver [Itek]
AN/ALR-67 radar warning receiver [F-14D]
AN/ALQ-167 ECM Pod [F-14D]
AN/ALE-50 towed decoy [F-14D]
Date Deployed First flight: December 21st 1970
Inventory 157 F-14A/B
53 F-14D
Phasing out one squadron / year
All to be withdrawn by 2010
F-14 orginally designed for 6,000 flight hours
Currently certified for 7,350 flight hours
Potential for extension to 8,000 or 9,000 flight hours

Pictures (not needed really):

look wheels :P
Air support, much? O_O
well it has wheels even if i don't have to use them
Thought I specified that? Ah well. It'll do as it is.

A few course route tweaks later.....
glad there are some carriers available
That's a GOOD thing?
Name: paul "well fast" marcroft
Vehicle: Dacia sandero
Features:
1000000hp of thrust from a jet engine attactched to a quaife sequential box.
4 endurance spec yokohoma slicks,
spare tyres on a roof rack
hellaflush stance
lime green colour
bullets capable of causing nuclear fission in the enemys cabin
Last time I used a riced-up civic. Now I have a Toyota Aygo 'crazy.'

Name: R. Icer
Power: 350bhp (+200bhp with Nitrous Oxide system and 200bhp tuned Prius engine) = Total of 750bhp.
Weapons/power ups: Super-grip, EMP and Rocket launchers.
Gearbox: Mind controlled!
Tyres: Slickz y0!
Exhaust: Borla
Brakes: Brembo
Accelerator: Umm... it's stuck on full throttle.
Rims: O.Z. Supperleggra
Body kit: uber wide.

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