Name (Yours AND co-drivers): G.v.Verseveld and a talking stick.
Vehicle (can be anything with wheels): Caterpillar 797F in woodland camo
Features (more is better):
Vehicle is completely reinforced with 50cm titanium plates, Inpenetrable glass, plus some layers of kevlar and gum filled with cocroach DNA so i can survive nuclear attacks
In the back are 10 Sea-Sparrow missile systems, 10 Oto Breda-canons 127 mm and a radar system
On the roof are 2 General Electric GAU-8 Gatling guns 4200 rounds a minute
Tyres made out of indestructable rubber
A Pizza Hut drive through under the chassis
2 Rolls Royce Spey SM 1A gasturbines 52300 hp total with 4 HKS turbo's adding 50% horsepower so a total of 75000 hp
2000000liter fuel tank 30.000 Watt sound system playi ... time with TREMENDOUS bass
Inerior made out of white bunny fur and a steering wheel in the shape of a cicle
It has a huge red button in the cockpit which says "GO BABY GO" which makes the car go invisible and what not
2 rice cookers filled with oxigen
And last but not least it has a snorkle to be able to drive under water
Name: Erik / Longcat
Vehicle: NASCAR with trailer.
Features:
A trailer with a long cat.
A guinea pig cannon, firing poisonous guinea pigs. It's like trojan horse. First you'll embrace the walking cuteness, but it will make you suffer.
A powerful 9000bhp (or slightly more) engine. This engine runs on guinea pigs. This eco-fuel gives it a meaty powerband. Guinea pigs reproduce quickly, so they're an infinite power source.
An advanced steering system. The wheels can only turn left. If you want to to turn right, just steer the rear wheels.
Name (Yours AND co-drivers): Will and Danica patrick
Vehicle (can be anything with wheels): Zooper Tango Double Stroller - 2010
Features (more is better):
Individual adjustments to keep each driver happy and comfortable
Sturdy enough for two, the Tango offers durability and convenience with simple flat folding.
Narrower than most double strollers (30" width) to make it easy to go through standard doorways.
Extra compartments for sandwiches produced by Danica.
Pushed by swarm of media that constantly surrounds Danica.