I was bored. Here's the result. Imagine the Jizz in my Pants music in the background.



Crash Into You (Based on Jizz in My Pants)

Lock eyes from across the track
You grab your wheel as I sit back
Flash my lights, skip the usernames
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the qualifying round
The track is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the green flies
Our cars touch and you start to cry

Leave the track go back to pit
I message you to call that crash legit
The whole race what we've got in store
Message you again to ask you for some more
As I crash into you

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you drive
And now I crash into you
Don't tell the forum or I'll say you're a noob
Plus it's not all my fault
Because I just got new shoes
My feet are sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll just pit and change

I need to leave pit road really fast
It needs to be done or else I am going to be last
Left my car broken, not lookin' for wins
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The pit road wall and I saw your face
My car stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in your eyes said that I need revenge
You car turned on that's when you did it
Hit me dead in the bumper, and really meant it
And I crashed into you

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a tow truck
On turn 3
And now people stare from all over the stands
Because I crashed into you
To be fair
I think that you just forgot
That the way you turn your car
Bothers me quite a lot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'll be coming back

Last week, I was in a race
As I recall it was a pretty long race
Started the race on the outside lane
Checked inside saw you there
And I crashed into you

Speeding in pit road, when the penalties flash
Need to get closer, need to create a crash
I exit pit road just as you pass by
And I crash into you

The next race
A blue flag flies
And I crash into you

You try to sneak by and almost make it
And I crash into you

When we entered the last turn at the end of the race
I crashed into you

You just brake a little
And I crash into you

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I crash right into you
Every time you're next to me
And when we're crashing man
I think you just keep hating me
You say I'm immature
I just call it hard racing
I don’t drive in manual
It is not a necessity
Cuz I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you (x3))
Yes I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you)


Here's a link of me (trying) to sing it: http://www.mediafire.com/?n3geap1k6qcqerx,mvovppzy8ewp0fg

~Shashdev

heheheheh good one

lmao!

Someone needs to record this.

Epic lyrics, looking foward to hear this

LOL! that is mint, genius.

Download the Jizz in ma pants base rythym (no voice) and record ontop of it.
good lyrics man.

tried reading it over the song lol....some bits are too heavily worded.

Yeah, just went back and changed it a little bit to make it easier to sing it. Btw, advance warning for my singing. I have a Indian accent, which just doesn't mesh with this. Still, I don't mind trying!

Holy crap. I expected this to be... crap... and it wasn't! Well done!

So, I made an mp3 of me singing it. It is 2.3 mb so it's too big to attach here. Any idea how I can get it to you guys?

Upload it somewhere else like sendspace.com and post the link to it here.

Posted link to song on first post. Here's the link as well: http://www.mediafire.com/?n3geap1k6qcqerx,mvovppzy8ewp0fg

Nice one!

LOL! That's great! We need a video clip for this!

I was thinking about LFS songs the other day. I'm glad to see there's another one

Haha, that's exactly what I was thinking. You know, someone who can actually make videos should try to put scenes to make a video. It would be pretty sweet. I could also try to make my singing a better for it. It's off beat in a few places.

If anyone wants to try, just post on here that you want to do it. Don't message me because I never check my private messages.

I was bored again. Here's the result. Imagine the I'm on a Boat music in the background. (I don't think it's as good as the one I put on yesterday, but eh, not too bad for the ten minutes work)



I'm on A Track (Based on I'm on A Boat)

Aww shit, get your helmets ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the stands hit the ****ing seats (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (racing on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing track (track, yeah)

I'm on a track mother****er take a look at me
Straight racing on a track trying to avoid debris
Busting five g’s, force feedback whipping at my wheel
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a track

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a track, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Pepsi man,
Due to the sponsorships
I got my racing wheel
And my paddle shifters
I'm burning rubber, you at Starbucks's
Straight burning coffee

I'm driving a UF1, doing cruises and shit
The UF1's rolling, getting all the real racers all mad
But this ain't Need For Speed, this is real as it gets
I'm on a track, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a track and
It's going fast and
I got a racing themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a track like Senna
If you're off the track,
then keep driving your Sienna

Get the **** up, this track is REAL!!!

**** roads, I'm on a track, mother****er (mother****er)
**** cops, I’ll keep speeding, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm in pit road with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This car engine makes revs, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see my car (see me car)
Exhaust spitting fire that can be seen from afar(seen from afar)
Gonna race this car to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a track
It's paved and completely black(yeah)
Schumacher
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When a checkered flag coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fixed the barriers

I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (woaah)
I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' track (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)


Here's a link of me (trying) to sing it: http://www.mediafire.com/?n3geap1k6qcqerx,mvovppzy8ewp0fg

~Shashdev

HAHA nice one again. I know this song quite well and it goes together pretty well. You should do one to Ludacris - My Chick Bad

LOLL!! You need to youtube this asap!
Now we haz a song to listen to when we crash into someone
Indian accent? You sound like you've got a British accent imo

Haha, yeah. When I was listening back to it, I thought so too. When I talk though, I have a easily noticeable Indian accent.

il listen to it tomorrow, its too quiet now :hide:

you are a saint

Quote from logitekg25 :

you are a saint

Not with that language

A humoristic stong tho, and it flows good with the original music.
Thumbs up mate!

Lol! This is going to be TVE's gansta music when he becomes a pimp like I promised him