Or while he was sleeping, she slept next to him and turned into a red and orange bonzai tree.

I guess, when he tried to sleep she tried to prepare food and made the house go 'boom'

Maybe she was cooking noodles while he was sleeping, and it blew up.

Oh, wait, noodles are Chinese, nothing

Well maybe it means he falls asleep every time she explodes...

It means that she fell asleep while giving hime a "blow" job.

I know...

Quote from breadfan :

It means that she fell asleep while giving hime a "blow" job.

I know...

Slipped a roofie into her drink beforehand, eh?

so.. when will we get the real answer? xD

Quote from hrtburnout :

CodieMorgan: link

ROFL!

I think the thread can only downhill from this point...

Quote from squidhead :

Always check girls for Yakuza family members dude! That's rule of thumb

I go with this.

He is probably dead hence no reply.

@ Everybody......

I posted this thread out of frustration.......


You all made me go LOLROFLZOMGWTFMWHAHAH... This thread is extremely funny now that I came back to check on it.......

Actually what happened is....

1: she quit her job
2: became a leach
3: broke my PC... twice
4: cooked horribly
5: orgazzed in less than 5 minutes
6: lazy
7: Got very annoying
8: Never wanted to STFU
9: became hard to get rid of



I have gotten rid of her now...... (I like Japanese girls... so im looking for another)


=)

Thanks guys, you made my day......

Quote from CodieMorgan :

@ Everybody......

I posted this thread out of frustration.......


You all made me go LOLROFLZOMGWTFMWHAHAH... This thread is extremely funny now that I came back to check on it.......

Actually what happened is....

1: she quit her job - That's just women, not specific to nationality.

2: became a leach - Same.

3: broke my PC... twice - Women don't understand computers, they all will.

4: cooked horribly - She cooked? For you?

5: orgazzed in less than 5 minutes - As you get older, this is a good thing. You can get to sleep quicker, which is what you want to do anyways, blow out a quick one and get to sleep.

6: lazy - Again, women, not Japanese women.

7: Got very annoying - You have your whole life to be annoyed with women. They don't get any less annoying.

8: Never wanted to STFU - Women again....

9: became hard to get rid of - You know what they say, Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them.

Most of those don't apply to any of the women I've been out with. 7 and 8 though? That really is related to a second X chromosome, nothing you can do about it. All women are totally mental, fact of life.

Re number 5 - that's great. You keep going for a couple of hours, and she ends up having a million "O"s.... Makes you seem like a sex god!

I'm trying SO hard not to laugh at this thread.

Ah screw it

Also mrodgers,shouldn't it be 'tried to cook'? (I shouldn't jest, some girls I know cook better than me.)

looking at this thread makes me feel extremely lucky man

TBH, it sounds like you let go of a real keeper.

Quote from CodieMorgan :

@ Everybody......

I posted this thread out of frustration.......


You all made me go LOLROFLZOMGWTFMWHAHAH... This thread is extremely funny now that I came back to check on it.......

Actually what happened is....

1: she quit her job
2: became a leach
3: broke my PC... twice
4: cooked horribly
5: orgazzed in less than 5 minutes
6: lazy
7: Got very annoying
8: Never wanted to STFU
9: became hard to get rid of



I have gotten rid of her now...... (I like Japanese girls... so im looking for another)


=)

Thanks guys, you made my day......

I got someone who is 6,7 and 8 but for a reason, I cannot let her go either..

(I am number 6 too... Today was the laziest. Didn't even tried to get on time to school today)

Quote from -NightFly- :

looking at this thread makes me feel extremely lucky man

I feel like a mutant now.

Ill probably target teh cosplay model.

Ahhhh you're animeted
That was bad

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

Ahhhh you're animeted
That was bad

And you love my cardboard eyebrows.....

It's OK Codie,

I know the feeling with #5. It's tough.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

It's OK Codie,

I know the feeling with #5. It's tough.

What's the problem? It's not like you could go on for more than 2 minutes anyway. You have "premature ejaculater" written all over you.

You fail to note that I just lust for Apple products.. Look at the MBP to get a chubby, then get it on with the girl.. then when it's time to finish, roll her on her side so I can see the MBP again.

Flawless technique that's served me for several years.

Car sex.. well.. I haffto use my iPhone for that one.

Dude, that's just sick...

Yeah, how can you do that ffs. I lold btw.