Quote from Kalev EST :

Dude, that's just sick...

If only it wasn't a joke, as the whole forum is convinced that I'm an Apple fanboy.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

If only it wasn't a joke, as the whole forum is convinced that I'm an Apple fanboy.

0_o Apples are cool.

But windows is were my programming skills lie.

You may think I am wierd but, what is MBP?

MacBook Pro?

I'm guessing

Quote from CodieMorgan :

0_o Apples are cool.

But windows is were my programming skills lie.

Mac OS.. unless you wanna use a depreciated API (Carbon).. Obj-C is all you have... which is a ****ing nuts language.. It doesn't make sense where to put what to do stuff.

Quote from Chrisuu01 :

Were is TVE when u expect him?

Well, I am not even going to list up all the crazy bitches I have been with, would just give me infraction and hurt pride

Quote from The Very End :

Well, I am not even going to list up all the crazy bitches I have been with, would just give me infraction and hurt pride

Hey, I'd take crazy bitches currently compared to the like.. no bitches I have. I've only gotten laid once in the last week!

Don't you complain, my hammer 'itchin to hammer down something great.. but all I get is a world of shit and women looking like something left after a trainwreck :weeping:

Maybe TVE, pursue a life in porn? Porn chicks ain't too bad looking.

I need more muscles for porn industry.. or.. well I know there are fetishes, maybe I can fit in in some obscure german sadistic stuff..hmm..

....well lets go looking whats up in Offtopic ... :Kick_Can_


TVE you need a Job?
Thx to the US for Germany's SM label. Here Deutsch/german is a synonym for whooping in typical white socks missionary style

Allways up for a job!

Quote from The Very End :

I need more muscles for porn industry.. or.. well I know there are fetishes, maybe I can fit in in some obscure german sadistic stuff..hmm..

No you don't, as long as you have a dick, you're good for porn.

Quote from The Very End :

Don't you complain, my hammer 'itchin to hammer down something great.. but all I get is a world of shit and women looking like something left after a trainwreck :weeping:

I have been waiting for The Very End to post here =)

I love your comments.

See, I know how to fix a topic to be awesome.

Who else is up for porn?!

Don't take creds for my work you analbag!
And enjoy the fun before some cry babies report the posts and get me banned :rolleyes:

Why? There's nothing wrong with these posts. We're not fighting at least.

Lately off topic posts / humoristic post gives you an infraction, recived two myself in one and same topic.

Hm, I wouldn't know. Maybe my immunity to infractions has paid off handsomely.

Your not handsome, but I'd tap you anyway

Intercourse with me is not the way to immunity.

Not to mention I'd only bang females.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Intercourse with me is not the way to immunity.

Not to mention I'd only bang females.

And iPods apparently.

iPods are too low class.

iPhone or Macbook Pro's are where it's at.

Ahhh. Dammit. So sorry. :doh:

I'm getting a bit edgy.

It's nearly 4PM Valve time, and the wednesday Steam update ain't out..