forget that it's meant to be a joke for a second. imagine we are playing a quiz and i show that pic. the question asked would be "name that song". and there lies the joke . if you got the other two, you should get that one too.
No seriously, I once met a girl on the internet and we hooked up, I was like great, a girlfriend let's sex, turned out she was a he and I immediately stopped contact - Moral of the story is, there are NO girls on the internet because they are too busy in the kitchen.
And everyone know that the only one that get's me is Eric, since he is my pimp and I am his little whore.
Eric: You want that Rallypack don't you?
TVE: Oh YES master
Eric: Then SQUEEL for me, SQUEEL you little filthy whore
TVE: OH PLEASE GOD, RALLY PACK, RALLY PAAAACKKKKKKKK
There are. I met one once. I still have contact. I dated her (she was cute, like.. really cute). we broke up. Morale of my story: There are girls out there.. they just don't want to go steady with me.