So this thing is coming along soon, and on every website I've checked, reviewers are saying something along the lines of "interesting styling" and they put the styling both in pros and cons. Now, I have a question about that. What does it take in terms of ugliness for a car to get bad initial reviews? I'm ready to bet that the Aztec was getting those neutral reviews at first too.

Anyway, look at the thing and tell me what you think (I think it's awful).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Juke

well.... it has the potential to look like a very radical Dakar racer.....

What is it? Some spaceship with wheels on it? It looks horrible...

Looks like ninjamobile. -.-'

what was wrong with the murano or the pathfinder? it's a shame how car companies make up a new market by making a vehicle slightly smaller or bigger than it's predecessors.

The rear end looks nice ...almost lexus or volvo like...but the front end is repulsive. It looks like someone smeared the headlights.

On second thought the front facia does make it look very happy

It's very nice in the flesh actually, it looks more OTT on pictures.

I think Nissan misspelled "Joke"...

Juke is how people in Norfolk (and other counties generally filled with poorly educated retards that can't speak properly) say the word joke. Coincidence?

they should rename it to Joke, cause it definately looks like one... do they really think anyone will drive this?

Quote from Mr_Whoopee :

do they really think anyone will drive this?

Unfortunately lots of people will drive this. Making full use of it's 4WD as they go 200 yards down the road to the school and back.

Disgusting looking car. I would rather drive this...

Quote from matijapkc :

Looks like ninjamobile. -.-'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0AisC2kAI

It even has styling cues from the previous model.

i was about to kill myself
my neck hurts all of a sudden..now its time to eat. i think its rice. is my phone ringing? no its just the kitchen timer for something. i think i have to stir the rice. my moms out for a run with my dog. my dog is a black lab mixed with an australian sheppard. she looks like a lab, with the head of a sheppard, and she is a small-medium dog. she has a lot of energy and she is a very fast runner. after i go and eat i expect somebody to post something with a picture similar to this one:


but my post is on topic, or at least the first part is. the thread stated to post your opinion on the car, that was my opinion. i found it repulsive, but it looks strangely well balanced.

Oh no the designer vomited on the page!

Quote from Mr_Whoopee :

do they really think anyone will drive this?

People buy ssang yongs, and pontiac aztecs don't they?

Quote from squidhead :

pontiac aztec

i know people said they were ugly, but i didn't see what the brou-ha-ha was all about... granted the trunk area was a little square, but that's just more room for your coolers and duffel bags.

Quote from squidhead :

People buy ssang yongs, and pontiac aztecs don't they?

OMG i thought sang yongss were awerfull but that aztec is just the most horrible looking car in the whole ****ing world.

Quote from boosterfire :

So this thing is coming along soon, and on every website I've checked, reviewers are saying something along the lines of "interesting styling" and they put the styling both in pros and cons. Now, I have a question about that. What does it take in terms of ugliness for a car to get bad initial reviews? I'm ready to bet that the Aztec was getting those neutral reviews at first too.

Anyway, look at the thing and tell me what you think (I think it's awful).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Juke

anyone else notice how not only is it one letter from the Nissan Junk BUT it also looks like it was made in a renault factory.


Steer clear folks, steer very clear.

Quote from Wilko868 :

It's very nice in the flesh actually, it looks more OTT on pictures.

Thats just because your dad works for Nissan. And takes Viagra for sore heads.

That... looks... failish... Seriously, I thought the Nissan Micra sucked But when I saw this

How bout this one?

Quote from matijapkc :

How bout this one?

Typical FIAT, even my neighbour drives one

The Nissan Juke!
I don't know where to start, I don't think there are any cars worse than that :vomit:
Shall we get Hammond to burn it with a dragster like with the Sunny?

Quote from CSF :

Thats just because your dad works for Nissan. And takes Viagra for sore heads.

And we have a trial car!