How would the mods know it is a joke? It's not like they can read facial or vocal monotones in your voice to let them detect sarcasm, If I called you a ass, IT sounds like I'm calling you a ass. What I meant by that, Is you're not funny "EG: What a ass", But YOU can take it as a insult because text can only be read in one way, Unless you be readin' yo shit backwards yo.
First, Thanks for getting the name right, And I don't hate you - Just the stupidity.
Edit: We don't have to get along, That's why racing is so fun!
I checked out the web dev one, and it just didn't ring true for me. I've never let a client take control of a sites design - infact I dont even think that it matters. Web site design is the most useless and futile task in the world, if you can't knock a site up in a day it's too complex and you shouldn't bother. Style issues are irrellevent. I recently wrote a blog type article thing on exactly that point, but even then I barely touched the surface of how little a sites design matters.
I think you're wrong. A simple 5 page website.. 8 hours. Anything more.. you should be planning for 15+ hours. If there's content layout (anything more than "HERE IS CONTENT BLOCK!").. there's another 3 hours minimum.
I am not a designer, but the timelines that are given atleast for our company... 8-16 hours for design, 16 hours for development.. then 4 hours tops for content insertion.
Trust me, the difference between a 1 day job, and a multiple day job is clear:
1 day) http://www.marshallplumbingltd.com (This site is totally ruined as well by the clients awful content.