I'm a bit mad at how Russians see us Portuguese...calling us Benfica??? Please stop calling us bad names! Does Scotland call us FC Porto by any chance?
If you like moustaches, and homophobia I guess. (edit: ok I see now, Turkey according to gay men)
PS, Turkish men are actually really quite cuddly with each other; being an Aussie around Turkish men you can feel pretty uncomfortable, but it's just the culture. It's all very touchy feely.