1/2 for me
ENTIRELY mood/activity dependent, I've been known to charge people with a lacrosse stick before and beat the crap out of them if provoked.
Or I turn it into a joke or turn it back on them.
E.g.
Friend: You need a girlfriend
Me: Don't tell me I need to get a girlfriend unless you're gonna volunteer, bitch
Friend: ...
ENTIRELY mood/activity dependent, I've been known to charge people with a lacrosse stick before and beat the crap out of them if provoked.
Or I turn it into a joke or turn it back on them.
E.g.
Friend: You need a girlfriend
Me: Don't tell me I need to get a girlfriend unless you're gonna volunteer, bitch
Friend: ...