"South Korean race organisers decide to apply Bernie's business ethic literally in an effort to push work ahead."

"Ferrari's newest batch of cars. These should not caught fire, right?"

The latest spy shot of the return of Team Orange! Now back with 4 cars!

To make the Korean GP more interesting, organisers have decided to lay down the tarmac as the race progresses. HRT rejoice as they can finally be faster than someone.

OR

"Steam roller 1. Steam Roller 2 is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that?"

Murray voice "and its go go slow in korea"

Murray quote : AND JEAN ALESI, JEAN ALESI IS INTO THE GRAVEL TRAP, MICHELE ALBORETO IS IN THE LEAD
James Hunt : No, Alesi is still in the race, and the pictures we are looking at are just steam rollers.

"It looks like the four leading cars are running out of steam!"

Massa's Radio: "Flat out baby, go flat out"

Quote from DevilDare :

"Steam roller 1. Steam Roller 2 is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that?"

That's the only one that made me laugh out loud so you win.

Quote from tristancliffe :

But no prizes other than self-satisfaction.

Rules:
* Picture must be motorsport related, either LFS or real life.
* At least 5 posts/captions before the next picture, although I obviously can't enforce this.
* Do try not to be vulgar or sick, it's not big (phnarr) or clever, like a retarded dwarf.
* Anything I say goes, so I can tell you off for being stupid if I want to
* The winner of each picture is chosen by the poster of the picture. The winner then posts a new picture. Don't post a picture unless you have been made a winner by a previous poster. Also, don't wait for days - I think if a favourite hasn't been chosen in 24 hours it can be deemed 'dead', and a new picture posted.
* In the event of a tie, i.e. two captions being deemed equally funny by the picture poster, then the winner is the person who wrote the caption first. However, the other people in the tie, be it one or more people, may hijack the tie after NOT LESS THAN 2 hours if the actual winner doesn't get his arse in gear and post a new picture within that time. The first hijacker to hijack (which is open only to members involved in the tie-break) is deemed the current picture, and any failed attempts for other tie break members to post their own picture must be met with ridicule and finger pointing.



I'll start with a picture of me, so that you can make me say silly things. Self-depreciation is fun

Edit: Updated rules (added a 5th one)

Edit2: Added tie-break clarification

Left..No your left...don't make me take my Helmet off

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

That's the only one that made me laugh out loud so you win.

Waves,,

Quote from BlueFlame :

Murray quote : AND JEAN ALESI, JEAN ALESI IS INTO THE GRAVEL TRAP, MICHELE ALBORETO IS IN THE LEAD
James Hunt : No, Alesi is still in the race, and the pictures we are looking at are just steam rollers.

Heard a good joke last night..spss..so when you were 6, your older brother came into the basement, and he said "No the Peanut Butter goes on you!"

Not the dog!

Quote from DevilDare :

"Steam roller 1. Steam Roller 2 is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that?"

Possible winner

Quote from speed1230 :

Possible winner

It already did win but he hasn't posted a new pic yet.

yeah sorry guys. Someone else post It. Just moved houses and they havent transferred the connectIon yet...

Ok.

"Is this lipstick a bit much?"

"See this? This is my 'gonna get some' face"

Come and have a go if you're hard enough

"insert finger in mouth, infinite peace."

"Tellin' ME(!!!) to GTFO?"

Coco for coco puffs.

"then...i serious'd"

"I look like Justin Bieber? Nowai"

'penis goes there?'