Subaru's new engine uses dirt to power it. Crap, I forgot - it won't work on tarmac or snow

"Atchoo!"

Quote from 5haz :

"Hey guys, we've got an 06 2.0 STi... ...we were recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves..."

This one wins it for me. I remember the thread about that

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

Subaru-choo-choo

This made me chuckle too

How could we forget that thread...

Well...

"new racer competing in f1 this year..we will just call him a rookie..

"New F1 regulations for 2013 quite literally spark controversy."

"Adrian Newey's new Red Bull design pleases drivers insisting on more leg room."

"Credit crunch hits NASA budget hard."

Easy Jet Galactic

"My landing gear wheels broke so I had to strap the plane on my car to make up for it"

"The best way to improve aerodynamics on your family car..."

"Screw traffic jams, I got flying power on mah car!"

US Air Force threaten to sue as family car lands underneath new jet that went out of control.

US F1 renamed to US Air Force 1 as they present a new innovative direction to F1.

Dive-bombing T1 just got serious

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

Easy Jet Galactic

Winner, honourable mention to these two...

Quote from Gills4life :

"Adrian Newey's new Red Bull design pleases drivers insisting on more leg room."

Quote from amp88 :

"Credit crunch hits NASA budget hard."

Enjoy...

Kimi: "So we put some advertising on the underside of the car."

OR

Photographers: "We've already got enough shots of the underside of your car, Kimi."

"who the f*ck put this here?"

"Kimi turned over everything trying to find his missing wallet"

"is that a scratch?!!?"

"Come look, there's bird poop under my car!"

"Yes."

"Ooooops! I did it again!"

"Where is my bloody ice cream and coke?"

God !@#$ I told you @$$holes the kill switch does NOT GO UNDER THE CAR.

"oh, jabba."

"Well I never... someone appears to have enlarged my car so the tire is three feet tall. "
AND
the international version:
"Well I never... someone appears to have enlarged my car so the tyre is almost a meter tall."
AND
the rhyming slang version:
"Well I never... Someone appears ter 'ave enlarged me drinks in a bar so da tyre is almost a meter tall"