Me : Hey. Can I tap that?
Her : You already did
Me : Uh... No I didn't?
Her : You did in my dream.

So.... bumping this. Was reading an older thread of this on another forum and was crying from laughter.

Should of replied, "you will have to close your eyes".

This is HILARIOUS

You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: got a question:
You: when can I tap that?
Stranger: yeah
You: so when?
Stranger: tomorrow
You: nice...where?
Stranger: my place
You: that is?
Stranger: maine
You: awesome, see ya tomorrow

Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: I got a question
Her: yeah?
Me: So... When can I tap that?
Her: Never
Me: Never as in never today or this month?
Her: Nerver as in never
Me: But you can close your eyes
Her: no cant sorry
Me: but you know you want
Her: KK
Me: so thats a yes?
Her: no
Me: Yes?
Her: your getting deleted in a bit
Me: So its a definite no?
Her: **** off



Another one.

Havent spoken to her for about 3 months after an argument.

Me: Hey
(3mins later)
Me: Can i ask you something?
Her: Hey, yeah sure.
Me: So... When can I tap that?
Her: Now if you want to.

Dammit. I live 40mins away from her.

i asked a woman to hang out with me, and all i got was an argument where she told me she was only using me for sex, money and drugs.

5 years down the drain. i wish i moved to sunnyvale for that [edit: beeep] sysadmin job.

Great thread LMAO.

Keep 'em comming.

so...anyone actually scored?

On another forum, guy asks his boss...

Quote :

Me: Ay, when can I tap that?

Boss: What do you mean Trevor?

Me: When can I tap those CO2 tanks to the new fill stations...

Quote from DevilDare :

Me: Hey
(3mins later)
Me: Can i ask you something?
Her: Hey, yeah sure.
Me: So... When can I tap that?
Her: Now if you want to.

Dammit. I live 40mins away from her.

40 mins isn't that far!

Meh!

Whatever I'll reply you will find a reason to sugest I am gay or something, so...

Nah, but its too much of a hassle at night. Not many trains running...

Quote from DevilDare :

Meh!

Whatever I'll reply you will find a reason to sugest I am gay or something, so...

Nah, but its too much of a hassle at night. Not many trains running...

You're not gay, you are just refusing to have sex with a girl that wants it.

Better?

Yes.

I'd just drive

*shakes fist*

Until I can shed around 3.5k and pay for insurance, thats not an option.

February or so though, I should be all set.

Then yu can tap that often!

This is gay.

You want to score, you play games. Full stop.

Call me weird guys, but sometimes the chase is better than the score. Makes it more exciting, and any girl enjoys a chase more than, "hey, lets ****, ok!"

If its that easy for most, your either a human afrodisiac or youve walked into a brothel.

Quote from RasmusL :

This is HILARIOUS

It's alright but after the 4th or 5th post, sort of lost it's glamour. I will however try it at some point.

Quote from aoun :

This is gay.

You want to score, you play games. Full stop.

Call me weird guys, but sometimes the chase is better than the score. Makes it more exciting, and any girl enjoys a chase more than, "hey, lets ****, ok!"

If its that easy for most, your either a human afrodisiac or youve walked into a brothel.

It's some simple harmless fun, I doubt most of the guys here are actually intending to score in such a way.

As for it being easy to get... it is. At least, in my experience, anyways.