Very happy birthday Scawen.
here we go with the best speech i can come up with
Look at all the people reckognising your birthday, thats when you know you have made somewhat of a positive difference in the world. people look up to you, and wish you the best. even the people of the forum that are not generally the nicest, respect you. even the people who say "take a coding break" or "dont eat too much or you cant reach the keyboard". they are just joking, and basically saying enjoy your birthday.
the meaning of life, many say, is to have a period of usefulness, and have people look up to you. in my eyes you have accomplished that already. keep up with the good work.
i could go on and on, but its already so damn corny