you've got a pussy
i have a dick
so whats the problem?
lets do it quick
so take me now before its too late!
lifes too short so i can't wait
take me now, oh don't you see
i can't get laid in germany!
too short, too tall
doesn't matter, one size fits all!
He may not be freddie mercury, but im darned sure he is the nearest you could ever get to the real deal, if it werent for the fact that this song wasn't released until after freddie died (so therefore was never performed live by him) there are times where you literally cant tell the difference, and if you didn't know better you could think it was the man himself.