"Again no rally pack today! "

*Singing*

"I've been riding on my bike..."

Quote from Bose321 :

"Again no rally pack today! "

"All I got was a god damn Scirocco "

"I wish my Mercedes was this fast "

"Schumi.
Heading to the shops."

"Damnit, needs more rear rebound."

These vob Mods really have gone too far.

"The hypnotists did stellar work on making Schumi less serious"

Quote from STF :

"Damnit, needs more rear rebound."

Quote from Gills4life :

"I wish my Mercedes was this fast "

Making this one short.

Gills is the winner, made me chuckle

"Holy shit, The Rallypack really blows your mind"

Joke aside, my real attempt:
"Wish the old hag home would be more like this beast"

"It's a shame massive car failures don't happen more often when Clarkson is driving".

"As you can see, I'm still not comfortable going over 20mph in a classic Porsche..."

Clarkson takes extra caution when driving up to Scotland after his latest rant at the Scots *Mackie The Staggie cocks his sniper riffle and acquires his target in his sights....*

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

Clarkson takes extra caution when driving up to Scotland after his latest rant at the Scots *Mackie The Staggie cocks his sniper riffle and acquires his target in his sights....*

haha

"Riiight. As you can see, I'm ready to meet the Morris Marina Owners Club."

even though im only going 10 kilometers, a helmet is nessesary.

"Hold my beer, darling, and watch this."

"Watch this!"

"You may think its a race but it eeesnt, Im about to smash a caravan"

Quote from STF :

"Hold my beer, darling, and watch this."

Winner!

Quote from 91mason91 :

"Watch this!"

Beaten to it.

Hmmm..

Now what did S14 Drift's sig say?

Quote from S14 Drift's sig :

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

It fits it perfectly imo

and coming around turn one....eventually..