I am a metrororlogisitsts and it's a sunny day

Never felt like a winner? Dial 2525 DOIN-IT-FINN-STYLE.

This time it was Marcus himself who had something "up in the ass of."

reporter : Is it true you have really, but rrrrrrreally white teeth? Mine are white, mkay?!

A simple one:
F*ck yea

Oh yeah. I f**ked your mother last night and it was goooooooddddd.

"Yea I did her!" Woman: *Grinding teeth*

Look at me i am too cool to talk to these reporters.


Or.

I was banging 7 grams rocks, that's how i roll.

"te tiers wos baad, te rooud vos veri slipperi...


...but i winned! C:"

Quote from Gills4life :

"Yes we had to stop because some stone came through Timo's seat. Up in the ass of Timo *fisting gesture* and yes (see picture), he liked it."

Win

Everyone: Boobies? What, where?

Sebastian: Zis crossword iz tre' difficult.

guy with coffee: "act casual...act casual..."

And here comes the ambulance...

Kimi Raikkonen seconds before he rolled the TV studio.

Any questions? uh...Any reporters?

guy wearing the black sweater - 'dayum dawg fk this, im outta here'

By luck Kimi had managed to crash into the drivers press confrence

"OK, who farted?"

"If I stay looking at what i'm doing no one will know it was me"

"Even if a reporter asked if Mikko could win the championship (he won the rally), everyone but Sebastien pulled a blank look at the reporter and Mikko took a quick sip of his coffee - they knew that Loeb would win it yet again..."

Pick a winner :sadbanana

Quote from rich uk :

By luck Kimi had managed to crash into the drivers press confrence

Win

Oh crud, an idea came but too late but still:
"Kimi came late to the press conference due to him "having a shit"."

Vitaly Petrov returns to Russia after the Malaysian Grand Prix to work on his off-road driving.