Associated press release:
"Osama bin laden who had been in talks with the much respected sim racing team, known as the south city cab company, was earlier this morning killed by us special forces. This will obviously come as a big disappointment to those hoping to see the renowned international terrorist plying his trade around the twists and turns of south city in the next round of the OLFSL.
Yet to be confirmed reports suggest that the Al Qaeda front man was busy tweaking his MRT setup at the time of the attack. In accordance with Islamic tradition for a quick burial after death the bearded fruitcake has been dispatched at sea along with his beloved momo"
"Osama bin laden who had been in talks with the much respected sim racing team, known as the south city cab company, was earlier this morning killed by us special forces. This will obviously come as a big disappointment to those hoping to see the renowned international terrorist plying his trade around the twists and turns of south city in the next round of the OLFSL.
Yet to be confirmed reports suggest that the Al Qaeda front man was busy tweaking his MRT setup at the time of the attack. In accordance with Islamic tradition for a quick burial after death the bearded fruitcake has been dispatched at sea along with his beloved momo"
