Pasta is for fools. What good is a food with no taste that you have to add sauce/flavourings 'n shit?
Almost like the sweetcorn paradox. Why eat something that exits your body looking exactly the same (including colour etc). At least sweetcorn has taste though I don't eat sweetcorn or pasta.
See the one with a quail, chicken, duck inside a Turkey INSIDE a PIG. All that stuffed and wrapped in Bacon, and glazed with Dr.Pepper & Butter mix. Stuffed in the smoker. Looks so awesome.